jairon

A nice guy who is very annoying but is usually a good person. A person who is very obsessed with music and is always hungry. Jairon is one the deepest thinkers and think too much. But over all is a very nice person.

Hey everyone! Look its jairon!!

by jmmp123 May 15, 2014

Jaron

Jaron - a man who takes your breath away everytime you see him. Your thoughts leave your head and your instincts take over, leaving you vulnerable and willing to follow his command. If you are ever lucky enough to wake up next to this man, you know you finally are HOME and your heart will finally rest easier.

Someday I'll wake up with my Jaron.

by lunaticapples February 6, 2010

jabroni

A slang term in professional wrestling first used by the Iron Sheik and then again later by Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. It is derived from the word jobber, which is someone who routinely loses, or "does the job".

The Rock says, "Know your role and shut your mouth, jabroni!"

by beau99 May 3, 2010

Jarrod

Jarrod's are known for being a badass, ripped, awesome, sexy, handsome, confident, smart...really smart, fuckable, selfless, cute, funny. charming, motivating, talk to themselves frequently, sing, are friendly, super cool, overwhelmingly hot, fun to be around, determined, and he always seems to be right. Don't forget, they are one of a kind.

Some specialties Jarrod's have include lifting cars, drawings etch-a-sketches, eatings a lot of food, farting a lot after eating beans, owning a variety of dvds, running triatholons, having sex several times in one day, finishing fights with the people's elbow, saving women and children from burning buildings, stopping global warming, watching R Kellys Trapped in the Closet, they keep up with the Kardashians, never get stuck behind trains, are typically ass guys, drive badass cars, like spaghettios, enjoy pogs, yackity yacks, pokemon cards, giga pets, and pop rocks.

"I saw Jarrod eat three foot long Subway sandwiches." - Person 1

"Oh yeah, how do you know they were three feet long?" -Person 2

"Because he sat them on his dick."

-Person 1

"Go get me a beer after you fix supper, do the dishes, fold laundry, clean the house, massage me, mow the lawn, and trim the hedges, cunt?" - Jarrod

"Only if I can fuck you afterwards." - Jarrod's Wife

WWJD - What would Jarrod do?

by An Incredibly Hot Chick October 13, 2011

Jarrod

A fucking crazy guy with a great attitude towards life
he knows how to treat a girl and his dick is hugeeee

Watch out or youll be jarroded

by lsjfbbdfgbkSDNLGFBSDFN October 18, 2008

Jaronamo

Someone who is unearthly talented in music and awesome at anything he attempts. Always physically fit. You can usually find Jaronamos in the southwest region of the United States. Always of some Mexican ethnicity, and black or brown hair. Referred to as "The Chosen One".

Jaronamo is a prodigy.

by Jaronamo May 20, 2009

Hugh Jardon

My French alias, Hugh Jardon, b/c I have a Huge Hard-on right now!

Bob:"Hey Sally, have you met my french cousin Hugh Jardon?"
Sally:"No Bob, but I sure would like too."
Bob:"Oh Sally, you will...and...you will."

by The Hunter May 28, 2004