Jagermergency

A serious situation or occurrence that happens unexpectedly and demands immediate and liberal application of Jagermeister.

Get me to the bar, it's a jagermergency!

by CDanger April 7, 2012

Jägerbitch

Jäger in a shot glass dropped into a tall glass containing a 50/50 mix of beer and Red Bull. A more epic (more alcoholic) version of the Jägerbomb! Fun! Highly chuggable.

Alternative method of preparation: gently pour one shot's worth of ice cold Jägermeister on top of a wide glass containing a 50/50 mix of ice cold and foamy beer and Red Bull ==> you'll get a layered/gradient Jägerbitch. That's how I like my Jäger, bitch!

Example conversation:
Waitress: "What can I get y'all?"
Average Joe: "I'd like a Jägerbitch!"
Waitress: "Whoa hold it right there, are you calling me a b*tch?!"
Average Joe: "By no means, I'm merely referring to this awesome new drink! It's one shot of Jäger dropped into a 50/50 mix of glacial-friggin-cold beer and red bull."
Waitress: "I like your style. Coming right up."

To unwind after work, I like to have myself a Jägerbitch.

by Jeraen July 24, 2014

Jaering

Basically chilling, relaxing, sleeping or doing whatever you want without stress and pressure.

British Person: Alright mate?
Normal Person: Hey, I'm not feeling too good right now.
British Person: Bro you gotta start jaering. Chill yourself!
Normal Person: Alright, I'll try.

by Bonzeko October 9, 2020

Jader

Good companion with profound knowledge on music, art, literature and radical political views. Jader is a unique friend you can’t find elsewhere! I have a Jader and I won’t trade him for any other chap. He acts like a giant cat and is adorable in his own ways!

A: Have you seen Jader?
B: No… he’s probably at the smoking corner with a bottle of Vodka.

by Lemonbutter69 December 12, 2022

Mick Jagerbombed

When you drink too many Jagerbombs that you start talking incoherently with other accents.

Matt got totally Mick Jagerbombed the other night, he was talking like he was all 6's and 7's!

by Antonio Clevage April 5, 2011

Jager

Short for Jägermeister. Pronounced "yay-ger-my-ster", or simply "yay-ger". A darkly-colored liqeuer (not liquor; yes, there's a difference) with an alcohol content of 35%, or 70 proof. Commonly spelled "Jager" instead of "Jäger" due to the fact that typing an umlaut (¨) over the letter A in "Jäger" is a pain in the ass for Americans.

Jäger is pretty expensive, about 20 dollars for a fifth and 30 dollars for a liter, which is a fifth half again. By comparison, cheap rum with an alcohol content of 40% costs about $17 for a 1.75 liter bottle, more than twice as much as a fifth. If you just want to get drunk, Jäger is not for you. If you actually drink for the flavor in addition to the drunkenness, give Jäger a try. The taste of Jäger is similar to black licorice. The "Jäger Bomb", a drink consisting of Jäger with Red Bull, is a very popular mixed drink.

If you want to drink in public, Jäger is ideal. Pour some Jäger into a soda or diet soda bottle. Jäger looks almost identical to soda, and thus the dark caramel-colored Jäger is perfect for bottles made for caramel-colored sodas such as Coca-Cola, Pepsi, Diet Coke, or Diet Pepsi.

"I did eight shots of Jager and woke up the next day in a puddle of my own piss."

by Rodney Munch June 26, 2006

Jäger Train

This is when many identical glasses are lined up, all but one at the end filled with Red Bull, shot glasses placed on the rims to straddle each gap between glasses and filled with Jägermeister, then the shot glass at the end is tipped over. If done correctly, all the shot glasses will fall in a domino rally and create many Jäger bombs in rapid succession.

Fifteen people in a row at the bar all ordered Jäger bombs, so the bartender set up a Jäger train to serve them all.

by HeavyD2 April 17, 2009