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jabber-gather

An event where a group of friends goes to a restaurant and has a good time conversing with one another.
If you went to Time Out with some friends you would be having quite the jabber-gather!
by Ant.Fray November 7, 2011
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Jobby Jabber

To 'Jobby Jabber' someone is to sneak up behind them with your hands together (as if in prayer) and 'jab' them in the 'gooch' (the area between the anus and the scrotum).
"Holy fuck by the way! Ye want tae a fuckin seen the jobby jabber a dun tae Ricky, he fuckin made a mad noise like a dug gettin hit by a motur!"
"A dare ye tae Jobby Jabber that polismin! A fuckin dare ye!"
"Yer maws got a heavy growler! A went tae Jobby Jabber her n a loast a finger!"
by pierjumpmental March 11, 2008
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jobby-jabber

fudge-packer fart-knocker starfish-invader
that webby, he's a jobby-jabber!
by charlie-boy February 9, 2004
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Jew Jabber

The annoying, nasel, whining, highpitched, stammering accent, of a New City York Jew. Filler words "uh", "emm". Disgusting!
The voice of Woody Allen has the annoying sound of Jew Jabber.
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poon jabber

One who Jabbs the poon. One who really bets up that pussy.
that porn star is a real poon jabber!
by poonjabber December 30, 2015
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poo jabber

a) A person who likes to gouge, poke or prod his or her own, or foreign feces.

b) The ultimate insult
a) Person #1: "Ehysha pokes poo with really short sticks so it gets on her fingers."

Person #2: "Man, what a poo jabber."

b) Person #1: "I hate Elysha, shes a poo jabber who likes to jab poo."

Person #2: "Well said."
by Allanah Self-Righteous June 1, 2006
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Jibber jabber

A Jibber Jabber is someone who talks, but makes absolutely no sense. They never seem to realise that no one knows what they are saying, so carry on regardless. You can usually spot a Jibber Jabber by the person they are talking to. They generally look extremely confused and their eyebrows are pushed deep over their eyes in a bid to take some sort of information from the interaction.
Jibber Jabber: Jibber jabber jibber jabber square jibber jabber jibber jabber quadratic jibber jabber jibber jabber year 10.

Confused party: Err, I don't know, Err.

Jibber Jabber: Jibber jabber jibber jabber 7.15 jibber jabber.

Confused party: Mate, I have no clue what you are talking about!
by Mr Bar Stard June 4, 2013
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