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Doomsday Clock

A bunch of eggheads got together and decided this whole humanity thing wasn't really working out, and that there should be a definitive scale available for people to plan ahead for their weekend. Measured in "minutes to midnight", it aims to provide a realistic expectation of the likelihood of having to go that social engagement you've been dreading, with any mention of "seconds to midnight" providing a valid excuse for having one more drink, since your chances of living to experience the hangover are drastically reduced.
According to the Doomsday Clock, it is now 30 seconds to Midnight

Moscow Mule, anyone?
by Kolltomnus November 5, 2023
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Cuckerbeard's Doomsday Shelter

Blast it. Drone strike it with bunker-busters today. NO SHELTER FOR CUKERJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
Hym "Drone strike Mark Zuckerberg's doomsday shelter! He's trying to flee! He's going to let you all die while he hides out in he shelter! Kill him! Kill him quick! Destroy Cuckerbeard's doomsday shelter!!!"
by Hym Iam August 12, 2025
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doomsday syndrome

A syndrome known by majority of people mainly on Discord that is used on people who stop talking and even listening in a voice chat because they are typing something in chat, losing focus on what a person was saying in voice chat.
“Yo what time is it for you?” - Says in vc

“Huh what did you say? I was too focused typing in chat…”

“That’s called doomsday syndrome.”
by holdingyouforransom June 9, 2024
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Doomsday flashbang

A doomsday flashbang is where the end of the world is about to happen so your whole neighbourhood cum simultaneously on the hottest woman around then all take turns slapping both her ears at the same time
Guy 1-let’s have a doomsday flashbang

Guy 2-Well it’s the end of the world anyway

Guy 3-LETS DO IT!!!
by TheRealMan101 December 20, 2022
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Doomsday variant

What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.
I honestly hope there isn’t a doomsday variant of covid
by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021
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Doomsday Anxeity

Doomsday anxiety is the elusive feeling that you are missing something in life. It can also being described as feeling like the world may end. Doomsday anxiety can be intermittent or frequent. Symptoms associated with Doomsday anxiety include:
- heart palpitations
- shallow breathing
- a sudden adrenaline rush
- feeling that the world is ending
- feeling of missing out on something
- feeling of needing to be somewhere, but unsure of where
- feeling of "chasing the sunset"

Doomsday anxiety is not officially recognized. It was created by a user to describe this intermittent anxiety. There is no known cause. It is thought that perhaps the feeling has to do with a lack of fulfillment or accomplishment in one's life. Societal pressures and standards can make one feel as if though they are never doing enough.
Doomsday Anxeity
I took a nap in the middle of the day and I woke up with "Doomsday anxiety."

My project is due tomorrow and I haven't studied. I feel "doomsday anxiety" coming on.
by BlackOwlliterature February 17, 2019
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Doomsday

The day racism will end as believed to be written in the ancient scriptures.
Racism will end on the doomsday.
by Bean Laden May 1, 2021
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