A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019
Get the The Intestinal Doomsdaymug. A woman that repeatedly offers sex in exchange for food, shelter, or any other comfort post-apocalypse. Although some may view her as a whore, some individuals see her as being extremely resourceful. A woman in this predicament will often say "you got to do, what you got to do"
by lukebacksighter March 25, 2020
Get the Doomsday Bunnymug. by Vaughanathan December 13, 2022
Get the Doomsdaymug. What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.
by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021
Get the Doomsday variantmug. A person who panic buys items during a crisis situation and sells them for profit once a store’s stock is cleaned out
by OldDogg April 28, 2021
Get the Doomsday Raidermug. by Fat clout clouds April 19, 2018
Get the fat doomsdaysmug. A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.
"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."
by heresthestory February 9, 2017
Get the doomsday genemug.