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The Intestinal Doomsday

A type of shit so dire, you’ll swear it will clear your intestines for the next week. Come with either two sensations, pure bliss of finally freeing some intestinal space, or pure agony as it tears your tender asshole to shreds. The Intestinal Doomsday only comes once during one’s lifespan, and you’ll know when it happens. Can be induced with strong laxatives and Mexican food, though this is strongly advised against.
Friend 1: “Jesus man, are you ok in there?”
Friend 2: “Oh fuck man, I’m having The Intestinal Doomsday!”
by SquatchyDude October 20, 2019
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Doomsday Bunny

A woman that repeatedly offers sex in exchange for food, shelter, or any other comfort post-apocalypse. Although some may view her as a whore, some individuals see her as being extremely resourceful. A woman in this predicament will often say "you got to do, what you got to do"
She never prepped for the end of the world because she wanted to be a doomsday bunny.
by lukebacksighter March 25, 2020
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Doomsday

Doomsday is something intense, dramatic, and/or heartbreaking.
That scene with The Doctor and Rose was very Doomsday
by Vaughanathan December 13, 2022
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Doomsday variant

What the CDC calls a “variant of high consequence”. So far, none have been identified in the country.
I honestly hope there isn’t a doomsday variant of covid
by Fortnite1500 September 29, 2021
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Doomsday Raider

A person who panic buys items during a crisis situation and sells them for profit once a store’s stock is cleaned out
Those Doomsday Raiders just scalped all the toilet paper and ammo
by OldDogg April 28, 2021
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fat doomsdays

When you puff the biggest or fattest cloud you can
Brandon:dude my vape puffs fat doomsdays
by Fat clout clouds April 19, 2018
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doomsday gene

A cognitive personality disorder that causes a normally rational person to assume the worst possible case scenario until proven otherwise.
"Why doesn't the client want me in the meeting? They must want me off the account! You know I have the doomsday gene."
by heresthestory February 9, 2017
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