jack ison

Absolute wanker

Ben was being a jack ison last night

by MyDadsABaldCunt November 28, 2016

dirty isjon

A person who likes to be there for his friends but also want to lowkey fuck them

Laura : Omg I think he is pulling a dirty Isjon on Britney.

by Snakysnake420 April 17, 2020

judo ippon

a takedown that looks like 3 distinctive movements

a judo ippon is when you like lift someone, flip them, and then land on them hehe

by robjohnsonbro June 9, 2021

Jon Ison

The most masculine and sexually arousing male ever to roam the planet

Person 1: Hey did you see Jon Ison today?
Person 2: *cums*

by WillThatGuy June 5, 2024

muck ispini

muck ispini
Your fifa team is 'muck ispini'

Derived from the Irish word for sausage 'ispini' and muck meaning 'dirt'

Dylan's Fifa team is muck ispini

by David Constantin December 23, 2025

phone call-ision

When you try to call somebody, but the person is also trying to call you at the exact same time, so both of you get the busy signal.

Ferdinand: 'I called you 3 times this morning, but every time I got the busy signal.'
Jack: 'But I didn't talk to anyone on the phone today! I tried to call you, too, but all I got was the busy signal.'
Jack and Ferdinand: 'Phone call-ision!'

by SocialistElephant January 10, 2016