intuitively obvious to the most casual observer

Used in an ironic sense to mean that something is completely obvious, when in reality the exact opposite is true.

"The identity of Asmodean's murderer is intuitively obvious to the most casual observer!" --Robert Jordan

by stupid_moron August 4, 2006

Inturgent

A derogatory term for a "troll", "Hater" or "Disrespectful Person."
Made famous by youtube's "TexasGrown409" AKA The Iraq Veteran Gamer.

"Goddamn Dirty Inturgent robbed me!"

by BradColbertowns September 25, 2011

The Intruder

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one employs a numbed hand, giving the sensation of another person. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

by Cat Burglar September 21, 2008

intruder

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one sits on or raises one's hand until it becomes numb from the lack of circulation, then proceeds to masturbate with the numb hand, giving the sensation of another person. Legitimated by a Dave Chappelle reference. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask. This gives the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze. Getting caught up in the moment, one could ask, "How did you get in here?" Or plead, "Stop doing that."

Hey Rich, I just bought this new ski mask. After dinner I'm going to break a pane of glass in my bedroom window and do The Intruder. I'll call you later.

by Cat Burglar September 19, 2008

woman's intuition

The reason woman give for making decisions, based on information they don't want you to know they have.

-"how did you know where my brother keeps his condoms?"
-"woman's intuition"

by NOTaMIME April 17, 2015

inchul

sexiest man alive. he falls for girls named emily. he is a bit socially awkward but is a party animal once you get to know him. inchuls love to wear their hoods all the time, and loves to sleep. but everyone loves INCHUR.

Man: Why can't i be as sexy as inchul...

by ...129038. September 15, 2012

Fat Intruder

An unwanted/unexpected erection or semi-on.

I was sitting on the bus, minding my own business and all of a sudden I got a fat intruder.

by magpie55 July 29, 2011