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Innocence

There's no such thing as human innocence, therefore there is no innocence to shatter in anybody.
There never lived an innocent human being, so there never was any innocence to shatter.
by Solid Mantis November 6, 2019
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Holy innocents

preppy douche bags that also flip there hair a lot.
by sleodke November 14, 2010
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Holy Innocents

An Episcopal 3-12 private school located in Atlanta, GA whose mascot is a Golden Bear and all students are given laptops. Commonly referred to as HI or HIES, these kids can be spotted by their crimson, gold, gray, and white uniforms. Many people find the girls uniforms to resemble typical slutty school girl outfits. Holy Innocents kids either stick to themselves or mingle with other private schools in the area such as Westminster, Lovett, and Pace. Riverwood is their biggest rival, as they are less than a mile away from each other. Some HIES kids are weird, but for the most part they are pretty cool and know how to have a really good time. The majority are wealthy and some choose HIES because they cannot get into the other private schools, which is why their nickname is sometimes Holy Idiots. Some people also call them Holy Not So Innocent.
Other private school kid: "Hey, what school do you go to?"

HIES kid: "I go to Holy Innocents!"

Other private school kid: "Really? Awesome! I hear HI kids are really chill and know how to have a good time. Let's all hang out!"
by HIGBY May 10, 2011
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Innocence Stealer

Someone who steals someone's innocence by saying something that looks innocent but really has a dirty meaning.
C: Lol. Mouthwash.
A: Mouthwash?
C: A man's ejaculate in his partner's mouth. :P
A: Y-you... innocence stealer..
by XeLaa December 19, 2009
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Innocent hoe

Someone who doesn't take hoe actions (talking to multiple guys, multiple boyfriends, sends nudes/receives etc) but appears as one through the clothes they wear or maybe even the words they say.
That girl is the most innocent hoe I've ever met.
by Original_innocent_hoe January 11, 2018
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Innocence Theory

"Innocence theory" is the theory in where if a person is rich, a politician, a movie star, owner of a company, or otherwise well-known - that they are automatically innocent no matter what the evidence is which shows them as guilty. Die hard believers in innocence theory tend to not even care if the person themselves had admitted to the conspiracy.
This makes a joke out of the people who don't know what the word "conspiracy" actually means, as the true definition of the word "conspiracy" is to *conspire* a crime.
"Oh, so you think Epstein killed himself in jail huh? And what about everyone else who would have wanted him dead? Oh they're innocent? So you believe in *innocence theory* huh?"

"Look, I get that all people are innocent until proven guilty. But to think someone is permanently innocent no-matter the evidence is ridiculous innocence theory."
by Biggie Dawg January 11, 2021
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assumed cinematographic innocence

The assumption made that if there is a camera person filming it, anything being done is completely innocent.
Guy 1 - Hey man, look over there! That guy is totally stabbing that person!
Guy 2 - Don't worry man. They have a camera and stuff. It is probably just for some show or movie.
Narrator - Here we see Guy 2 demonstrating assumed cinematographic innocence while a real murder is being filmed.
by HK6 March 11, 2014
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