pitchin a tent

get a boner, hard on

i saw kelly in gym today and i was pitchin a tent

by Anonymous November 14, 2002

Morning Tent

When a male wakes up with a boner that pushed the blankets up,in the shape of a tent

I went in to ask if he wanted breakfast and he had a morning tent!

by Slick Nick12 December 16, 2008

pup tent

an erection in loose clothing

when i saw that chick naked i had a pup tent going

by wowowowowow August 16, 2003

pink tent

when you stretch out the vag so much you can make a tent crawl inside and live in it

i pink tented that bitch tonightttt... it was like a total campsite

by shleb February 12, 2015

Outside The Tent

adj: 1. A phrase describing someone who is not thinking or acting in line/in sync with his bros. 2. A bro that stands apart (physically) from his other bros and refuses to join the circle. 3. A place where it is cold.

1. What are you thinking, bro? You're totally outside the tent right now. 2. What's brougham doing standing way over there? He can't even see the DMB concert from behind that tree. He's totally outside the tent right now. 3. Bro, it's cold outside the tent. Get in here and cuddle with me.

by Brobackmtn August 18, 2010

crotch tent

Boner, Erect Penis, Hard On.

This stripper was so freakin hot I pitched a crotch tent.

by t0sh1r0 December 24, 2009

pitch the tent

when you get a random erection in the middle of class (as seen on Luna)

Yo, everyone saw you pitch the tent up there!

by NICHOLS PARK BOY WITH DYLAN January 5, 2016