A profound and controversial characterization of the female genitalia, where "Ditch" represents the angular, contoured bordering meat of the labia, and "Squid" depicts the amorphous, unidentifiable, moistened nonsense in between. Sometimes used as the final closing/mic drop term in adolescent "funny names for genitalia" competitions.
by Charitable Disguise October 12, 2019
by DumbCunt273 July 5, 2017
A Ditch Chicken is a common phrase used in the Midwest to refer to a Pheasant or Quail. Quail and Pheasant are normally seen hanging out around road ditches in the Midwest due to the tall grass that grows in the right-of-way.
Billy: “I just saw a ditch chicken on the road! We better get the 12 gauge from the house and come back by.”
Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”
Bob: “I can’t, I ended up getting my three bird limit already today.”
by YesterdaysProblemToday November 17, 2022
Similar to hospital, but built by and for rednecks. Usually 1-3 feet deep for the little'uns, and within a mile of the nearest trailer park.
We tossed Billie B0b into one of them sick ditches the other day, and gave him one O' my lucky squirrel teeths.
by Mysterious Dr.X December 9, 2014
A term which both the locals, and people in neighbouring areas use to describe the city of Maple Ridge, British Columbia. The term references the lack of anything to do in the city, the poor condition of streets and buildings in and around the downtown "ghetto", and the growing number of homeless people and crackheads. The only shopping centre is Haney Place Mall (A.K.A. Skid Central) which consists mainly of a Zellers, a Dollar Giant, an A&W in the food-court, and a bus loop which 12-26 year old skids and douchebags sit bumming cigarettes, asking for money, doing ecstacy, stealing from the stores in the mall, and most importantly NOT BUSSING ANYWHERE! Although the bus loop is located directly beside the cop shop, the police generally don't do fuck all about it.
Sarah: "I'm going to Maple Ridge today, wanna come?"
Dan: "Nah bitch, that's dirt!"
Sarah: "Please, I want someone to come to the mall with me."
Dan: "That's greasy as fuck, yo! I ain't going to Maple Ditch, or anywhere near Skid Central"
Dan: "Nah bitch, that's dirt!"
Sarah: "Please, I want someone to come to the mall with me."
Dan: "That's greasy as fuck, yo! I ain't going to Maple Ditch, or anywhere near Skid Central"
by aljorypa September 28, 2011
The act of disposing of ones recreational sex toy, particularly a dildo, in a public space. Especially a residential area.
by SkFredyyP November 3, 2020
To seduce someone into sleeping with you, usually with the promise of a relationship, and leaving once the act is done.
A : What's up with you and that girl? She seems pretty crazy about you.
B : Yeah i don't know.
A : Fine just don't dip and ditch.
B : Yeah i don't know.
A : Fine just don't dip and ditch.
by osheshyal March 5, 2015