An individual who is so bad and awkward at conversing that the only logical explanation is that their mind is focused on the fresh dead bodies they've got in their basement. They're thinking about:
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught
- How many they've got
- If anyone knows
- If you know
- If you'd be a good addition to it
- About how much jail time they'd be sentenced to if they were ever caught
Greg: So you cut down trees? Ever have any accidents?
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.
Basement Talker: Yes, many.
(Awkward pause)
Greg's Mind: (Shit, a basement talker. I'd better leave this conversation)
Greg: I have to, um, leave.
Basement Talker: Yes. Leave.
by Douglas Young February 08, 2008
by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005
Phyllis nearly threw up when she licked Chris' asshole and discovered that he had an unfinished basement. She promptly bought him an extra roll of TP.
by JotaBug June 28, 2009
A person, usually male aged 13-35, who practices inferior self-taught fighting, killing, or stealth techniques in the basement of his/her parents' home or in a basement apartment. Typical hobbies include collection of decorative 'ninja' weapons for the purposes of practice and display. Typical behaviours include exhibition of martial arts proficiency, provision of stealth tips, and demonstration of human pressure points.
by King Byron July 25, 2008
by Eaton Holgoode April 23, 2015
The Basement Tapes werea series of video tapes made by Eric Harris & Dylan Klebold, the two Columbine shooters.
The tapes are filled with racial hatred, Eric Harris trying to drink Jack Daniels without choking and pure lulz.
The tapes are filled with racial hatred, Eric Harris trying to drink Jack Daniels without choking and pure lulz.
"Hey, man, wanna go watch the Basement Tapes? Oh wait, we can only read transcripts from them on the Internet because the police won't release the tapes in case it spawns a copycat school shooting, despite there being numerous copycat school shootings since Columbine."
"Ok"
"Ok"
by RebTheJuvey November 03, 2008
Any over 30 male who lives in his parents' basement. Usually lacking in social skills. Never has a girlfriend. Heterosexual (non-practicing). Seldom employed. Loves Dungeons and Dragons. Usually overweight, bald. Comic book fanatic. Secretly (or not) wants to be his favorite comic book hero.
by nemo421 November 10, 2007