Get the commit kermit mug.
The Shit Commitment is a invulntary action that happens when you need to take a dump. You walk into the bathroom and see the seat and ur brain sends signals to your ass to release pressure on the shit and prepare to fire. The odds of aborting are exactly 1:17
by Lucas A. Write October 02, 2006
Nick: Wanna Netflix and chill?
Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment
Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment
by Nicksass October 10, 2015
During a rant, former coach Denis Savard told his players to, "Commit to the Indian, commit to the jersey.." The phrase soon become the unofficial slogan of the Chicago Blackhawks and was taken up by the fans.
To be Committed to the Indian means to believe in the team, through thick and thin. Most fans are committed, however there are the few that are just going along for the ride.
To be Committed to the Indian means to believe in the team, through thick and thin. Most fans are committed, however there are the few that are just going along for the ride.
Fan 1: Commit to the Indian!
Fan 2: DETROITS SUCKS!
Fan 3: I'm just here for the beer and to be like everyone else.
Fan 2: DETROITS SUCKS!
Fan 3: I'm just here for the beer and to be like everyone else.
by Tommy da Hawk January 17, 2010
The act of having "put in so many chips", or otherwise risk of consequence, that you might as well follow through with the plan.
Johnny: Y'sure you wanna ditch school early?
Tommy: Well we've made it to Jack in the Box, so I say we're pretty pot committed at this point.
Tommy: Well we've made it to Jack in the Box, so I say we're pretty pot committed at this point.
by *Brendan Hottie* February 26, 2008
v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.
.....................................................................................
.....................................................................................
So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"
I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.
I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.
by gnostic 2 April 11, 2014
noun
The act of jumping with both feet into a quick, fully-committed relationship followed by immediate withdrawal.
adjective
Denoting or intended for demonstrating immediate commitment for the sake of quickness or effect rather than for permanency.
The act of jumping with both feet into a quick, fully-committed relationship followed by immediate withdrawal.
adjective
Denoting or intended for demonstrating immediate commitment for the sake of quickness or effect rather than for permanency.
"My new boyfriend felt sure we had a connection from day one and were destined to be together; then scared the shit out of himself and ran away. I was the victim of a commit-and-run."
"commit-and-run men who lead women into believing that they are the one, in the first few dates, only to never be heard from again"
"commit-and-run men who lead women into believing that they are the one, in the first few dates, only to never be heard from again"
by Sky Spang November 21, 2019