Penis inversion

A forseeable event in which the nature is so severe that the victims penis feels it is about to invert at the moment the particular event occurs.

Guy 1: I've got a penis inversion coming up tonight, she said she was disappointed and needed to talk to me.

Guy 2: Shit, I'm gonna make sure im at least 300 feet away at the time of impact as I value the functions of my penis.

by Teen Reject October 2, 2005

nig inversion

occurs when bowel movement is so tremendous that the anus is literally popped inside out, akin to a nig outie-belly button.

Sorry about all the blood in your bathroom, gay lover, but i had one hell of a nig inversion in there, and i believe my butthole is irreconcilable.

by Bad Shamone January 16, 2011

imbresion

when you have 100 family members

luke patterson family is imbresion

by flmgpgowner September 25, 2022

Personal Inversion

The act of taking a dump so large the anal cavity falls out and sucks itself back in again.

He who shalt not be named, had a personal inversion when he was in the rest room.

by Tunicks R Fun! December 7, 2010

Erectile Inversion

In the act of a blowjob. The giving partner suddenly bites the shaft and yanks down, ripping off the skin of the penis and essentially turning it inside out.

"Bro, my girl Shanesha gave me an erectile inversion."

by Valterain June 22, 2015

Madison Impersonator

A crazy chick who frequently tries to look like Madison but will never be Madison. She spends countless hours a day attempting to pull off the fabulousity of Madison.

I want my hair cut just like Madison's....here is the picture...
I want to wear Madison's sunglasses....
Look I am in Madison's room...wearing her glasses..
I am a Madison Impersonator

by itismejlicious August 31, 2010

Cranial Rectal Inversion

To have one's head up his/her ass

John: Yo I'm gonna go pwn some n00bs lol lol rofl !!!11!!oneoneone!!111!
Luke: Yo you are suffering from a serious Cranial Rectal Inversion

by EllieJewFace September 13, 2007