lactose intolerant

1. When a girl (or guy?) wont swallow or spit semem, but just backs off instead.
2. i.e. Intolerant to jizz

"She was lactose intolerant so it ended up getting all over his boxers.

by Hey Lee May 26, 2007

Fructose Intolerant

Fructose Intolerant -
1. The act of spooning an open grape fruit and having acidy fructose substance annhilate the retina of the human eyeball.

2. One who is allergic to fructose or has a hard time talking about his/her emotions.

3. Froogly Googly BoppleGoblins dancing poony boonliy in the pale night while eating bumpkin pumpkin pomegrants.

4. FRUIT ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!

Grapefuit in your eye. "A Ninja Pays Half My Rent"

by Android November 28, 2003

condiment intolerant

When ordering food, being against having any condiments added by the food preparer, instead preferring to get the condiments on the side so that they can be added at one's own specific desired amount.

Jerry: "Can you just put some light mayo and yellow mustard in two separate little containers on the side?"

Sandwich maker: "ahh.. yea, I guess I can do that for you. You must be condiment intolerant, eh?"

by Big Cogs January 6, 2009

capsaicin intolerant

pussy

"im capsaicin intolerant"
"so you're a pussy?"

by Yeeeta January 19, 2021

capsaicin Intolerant

A pussy who can’t handle the slightest bit of spice

You know Charlie over there is a Capsaicin Intolerant as he can’t handle the slightest bit of spice

by jamlessdoughnut December 23, 2020

Capsaicin Intolerant

A pussy

Guy 1: "Charlie can't eat spicy food, he's capsaicin intolerant"
Guy 2: "So he's a pussy?"
Guy 1: "Yeah, he's a pussy"

by ChumBhucket December 23, 2020

lactose intolerant

The condition of frustration that results from the wait for an overdue podcast, sometimes extensible to cases of overdue magazines, software, etc.

I'm totally lactose intolerant for a new Hardcore History 'cast - it's been a month for Christ's sake!

by Kellyn B. April 21, 2009