Hangover Boner

when your boyfriend/husband has a giant erection the day after a long night of drinking.

Mike has a hangover boner again. He was out until 4am last night getting drunk with his friends.

by Jmic May 28, 2017

City Hangover

The unpleasant emotional effects resulting from visiting a large city, and then returning to rural or suburban life.

Side effects often include depression, boredom, and general life-reevaluation.

Especially prevalent when visiting friends who have moved into the city for jobs or school, in result making you feel like you are doing nothing with your life.

Sally: "Hey! Welcome back! You want to get drinks tonight?"

Jack: "Nah.. I think I need to go home and rethink my life. NYC gave me a really bad City Hangover."

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Lucy: "I think I'm having a city hangover. I visited Caroline last week in the city and she's got all her shit together, and I'm stuck here in this ol' town. I feel so feeble."

by JayPetey January 5, 2011

Flexible Hungarian

The sexual act of sucking your own dick, while thinking about the Trianon Treaty.

Dude, Ádám can pull the Flexible Hungarian

by Hungarian Jedi December 6, 2017

Hungarian barstool

The device commonly known as Traffic cone is used in certain neighborhoods of Budapest for the purpose of sitting, especially as a barstool in clubs, bars and liquor stores. The persons who sit on Hungarian stools are usually Hungarian patrons of these establishments or foreign booze hounds and vodkaginas. As expected, sitting is performed simply by entering the tip of the stool into the anus of the sitter. Excessive sitting on a Hungarian barstool may lead to several side effects of varying severity, from the light anal eclipse, through the medium anal vineyard and the severe ass bonanza to the fatal anal suicide. However, mostly it is a harmless habit with many fans and aficionados. The Hungarian barstools are also used as a mean of foreplay among extreme Hungarian ass fiddlers, anal cartographers and ass spelunkers. People who use Hungarian barstools on a daily basis or even use them as their office chairs are called Domany. Mukaka is the leftover on the tip of the cone after being used for sitting. The Domany split into two major schools, those who clean the mukaka before the next use and those who just lick it.

Hey Domany, why don’t you clean the Mukaka and shitweld off the Hungarian barstool before you leave?

by feldermaus February 22, 2009

Programming Hangover

A common annoyance suffered after long hours of programming, resulting in the switching of normal punctuation with programming syntax.

"I have the worst programming hangover today."

Examples of symptoms of a Programming Hangover:

"The cat is white;"

"I just read a new Book()."

"The hypotenuse of a triangle is the Math.sqrt of its sides squared."

"Don't forget to #include<citations> in your paper."

by TheBigCheese01 February 24, 2009

Pulling a Hugo

Refers to a male feminist checking into a mental health institution after his sexual misconduct or other crimes have been exposed. Refers to the inability of male feminists to take responsibility for their actions, along with the idea of using feminism as a front to get more access to women.

A reference to the male feminist Hugo Schwyzer, the once e-famous "porn professor" of Pasadena Ciy College, who checked into a mental health institution while under investigation for sexual misconduct with students among other misdeeds. Synopsis is at Wikipedia.

Person 1: "Hey, did you hear that Josh Macedo checked into a mental health ward once his sexts to a 15-year-old went public?"

Person 2: "Really? He is totally pulling a Hugo."

by tyler-durden March 14, 2015

Book hangover

Book hang-o-ver (hang-oh-ver)

noun
1. The inability to start a new book because you are still living in the old book's world
2. The inability to function at work/school because you were up all night binge-reading

Sam cannot make it to the committee meeting today as she has a book hangover

by Pat Pat Pat Pat Pat June 8, 2014