Nut Hoofing

Being kicked in the testicles/scrotum.

Hilary gave Bill a good nut hoofing.

by Arimor October 13, 2009

Heema Hoffin

if used by itself.. it means "god damnit"

if used in a sentence it means piece of shit...

"HEEMA HOFFIN!!!!"

"Man that guys a fucker"
"yeah hes a real heema hoffin"

by Stevie Clancmcgee May 10, 2007

Hoffing

The action of turning into David Hasselhof, where after directing all attention to yourself

"I can't believe it.. She is hoffing all attention!"

by Falken41241 December 8, 2015

Hoofin

Slang word for fighting.

Tim: Last night was a blast man, you should have come with!
Eric:What was so fun about it?
Tim: Me and the boys went out hoofing.
Eric: why are you guys always beating up people?
Tim: We like to scrap I guess.

by Johnny Davison February 16, 2010

hoffin that cig

the act of smoking a cigarette for a longer duration than needed.

Taking longer to smoke your cigarette than any other person you are with.

(outside smoking)
Matt: im done with that cig.. im goin in.
(turns to Brennen)
Matt: Damn kid... Quit hoffin that cig!!!

by Miiirdock April 14, 2009

Hoofing

Another word for sex but for the kids

I swear on my life that I heard my parents hoofing this morning. I’m now traumatized.

by HoeBagCenteral February 20, 2018

howling monkey

to have wild sex numerous times for hours on end which usually ends with the girl howling like a deranged rabies infested monkey and asking for more

I fucked Sara so hard last night she looked like a howling monkey and she kept calling me rafiki.

by Nic Kalaf December 28, 2007