poor hustling

Trying to get out of poverty

James poor hustling from the

by Ø.ł.ä May 10, 2018

hustling

Juggling boyfriends. Emotionally involved with more than one guy at a time where neither of the guys know about any other people the girl's with.

"Dude, I'm telling you! The girl you're trying to get with is hustling, I saw her making out with some guy at the theater, then she was with another dude at the park. I'm sereal"

by Olgie March 30, 2010

Hootieing

The act in which fecal matter is splashed up on the bottom of the toilet seat but is only visible when the lid is raised.

I went to the bathroom but had to try a different stall. Someone had been hootieing in the first one I tried.

by C&M word smithing October 15, 2013

Hustling Husson

A person who has a calm, quiet, reserved personality but is actually quite devious. Someone who is quiet in public situations but is the loud, crazy one when surrounded with friends can be called a Hustling Husson.

Chloe sat quietly in class, listening to the lecture; but as soon as the teacher looked away she made a fart noise and texted her boyfriend. When she told him this, he called her a Hustling Husson.

by Karpusi October 24, 2014

Hostility

It's largely performative.

Hym "The hostility is a direct response to the thing you're doing. It isn't a hostage situation. If I put a gun to somebody's head told you to spin around and clap your hands 3 times; you would just do it. It takes nothing for you to tell the truth. I'm illustrating a point. You're doing what you're doing because you are counting on me being subject to some sort of morality that you are ALSO claiming that I don't have AND my lack of this morality is justification for doing what you're doing. You don't see that? Which is why the exploitation question is stupid. I can do the same thing. Look, 'If you love kids so much why are you trying to provoke me into killing them? If you cared about kids you wouldn't be doing this to me.' See how that works? See how that isn't the gotcha moment you think it is? You're just being a piss-pants because I said your thing doesn't work as well a 7 iron. Which it doesn't. Much to David's chagrin, if a woman likes smoking weed and they like fat cocks; they are going to choose the guy with the fat cock smoking weed in his mother's basement 100% of the time. So, if you entirely omit this statistical reality then sure. If you omit all of the information that PROVES THAT I AM RIGHT, then yeah your thing is fine. Do you see how that works? Quit being a piss-pants. You're in your feelings more than the people actually involved. And don't humanize yourself. It's gross."

by Hym Iam June 7, 2022

hosting

what i'm going to do to Maggie

Alexx likes hosting Maggie all the time!

by Alexx Sne December 14, 2008

Hostelling

The act of meeting a stranger, taking them back to a shared hostel room and sleeping with them when other people are in the room. Variations - hostelled.

Crab: "Did you have a good weekend in Camden?"
Peter: "I met an absolute ho and indulged in some hostelling."
Crab: "I bet you hostelled her good?!"

by MaddieClip December 14, 2009