The either flat, static-y, greasy, thin, or just downright disgusting hair that results when you forgot your shampoo/conditioner at home and are forced to use the terrible crap that hotels call 'complimentary shampoo'.
"OH NO! I forgot my shampoo! I have to use this no-name crap! I wanted to look good tonight, but now I'm going to have Hotel Hair."
"Did you forget your shampoo?"
"Yeah, how could you tell?"
"You've got horrible Hotel Hair."
"Did you forget your shampoo?"
"Yeah, how could you tell?"
"You've got horrible Hotel Hair."
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A swinger event that usually involves a group of swingers renting out a floor or a whole hotel for swinger events.
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They attempt to suck up your money by making you buy "credits" (Creds) so you can buy some shit ass "furni" and join the Habbo club so you can be popular with the GrIlZ111!1!1!11!! and get "laid" and impress your 2cm tall "friends". Sounds great, huh? =P
Swearing is "bobbaing" impossible in Habbo Hotel, as every swear word is bleeped out. Sound bad? Not at all... It seems completely fair really, since its overrun with kids, But once you realise it is bleeped out with the word "bobba" you become annoyed, fast. Even if you say a word that isn't actually swearing its messed up by "Bobba" e.g "lass" becomes "lbobba"
Hobba. Hobba's are "moderators" (A.K.A fat kids that eat donuts while playing habbo hotel) that ban you for the fucking crappiest reasons. I got banned for saying my real name. Seriously. Hobba's need to be 18, so they probably have no life if they are 18 playing Habbo.
People create rooms to have "beauty" contests in and create "Jobs" so they can scam other habbos into giving them their password.
This wonderful dish is best not served at all, unless you're 8.
They attempt to suck up your money by making you buy "credits" (Creds) so you can buy some shit ass "furni" and join the Habbo club so you can be popular with the GrIlZ111!1!1!11!! and get "laid" and impress your 2cm tall "friends". Sounds great, huh? =P
Swearing is "bobbaing" impossible in Habbo Hotel, as every swear word is bleeped out. Sound bad? Not at all... It seems completely fair really, since its overrun with kids, But once you realise it is bleeped out with the word "bobba" you become annoyed, fast. Even if you say a word that isn't actually swearing its messed up by "Bobba" e.g "lass" becomes "lbobba"
Hobba. Hobba's are "moderators" (A.K.A fat kids that eat donuts while playing habbo hotel) that ban you for the fucking crappiest reasons. I got banned for saying my real name. Seriously. Hobba's need to be 18, so they probably have no life if they are 18 playing Habbo.
People create rooms to have "beauty" contests in and create "Jobs" so they can scam other habbos into giving them their password.
This wonderful dish is best not served at all, unless you're 8.
Nerd: Can I see your room?
Me: I don't have a room.
Nerd: Oh okay I hate you.
Me: Ummm...
Nerd: stfu noob I said I hate you!
Me: Ummm okay...
Nerd: omg im reporting you for being a noob!
You have been banned for life for being a noob.
Habbo Hotel
Me: I don't have a room.
Nerd: Oh okay I hate you.
Me: Ummm...
Nerd: stfu noob I said I hate you!
Me: Ummm okay...
Nerd: omg im reporting you for being a noob!
You have been banned for life for being a noob.
Habbo Hotel
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Get the whiskey hotel mug.Inexplicable rage that is manifested in hostile speech towards others, most often as a result of a performer being insulted or heckled during live comedic routines. Also any mental state of an individual where they may react in a hostile manner.
“And I’ll get to the force field of hostility -- why it’s there, why the rage is in any of us, why the trash takes place, whether or not it’s between me and a couple of hecklers in the audience or between this country and another nation, the rage…”
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