horning

Verb: to be horny in the morning; to be mentally or physically aroused before getting out of bed. Non-gender specific term, so both men and women can engage in horning.

Look at my roommate with a huge stiffy under his sheets... he is totally horning this morning! Instead of getting out of bed in the morning, she decided to lay there a few extra minutes horning over the boy she met that weekend.

by kels83 January 2, 2012

Horn

A word to describe a black person, mostly used by white people so it wouldn't seem offensive

there is a horn in the hotube over there.

by J Bone33 October 3, 2010

horned

The state of having giant, usually bone, thingamajigers coming out of your head. Not to be confused with horny.

Did you see the horned goat? It had horns!

by Kenthar February 24, 2004

Horned

Big Tits with real pointy nipples, and the person is really horny all the time

Pamela Anderson is horned

by White Cracker July 24, 2007

on the horn

A command issued toward a potential administrator/administratrix of fellatio.

On the horn, bitch!

by Jeff O. January 18, 2003

Hornely

When you're horny but also lonely at the same time.

Jake was feeling especially hornely and could barely muster up enough enthusiasm to masturbate.

by JonkersAK March 9, 2023

Horn

Another word for Penis, Hog, Willy, Dong, etc.

Buddy 1: So how'd it go with Janette last night?

Buddy 2: Got my horn sucked, then clapped that muff til' it was roast beef.

Buddy 1: Awesome!! I'm getting my horn sucked tonight too!

by roastbeefcurtain5 October 20, 2021