horning

Verb: to be horny in the morning; to be mentally or physically aroused before getting out of bed. Non-gender specific term, so both men and women can engage in horning.

Look at my roommate with a huge stiffy under his sheets... he is totally horning this morning! Instead of getting out of bed in the morning, she decided to lay there a few extra minutes horning over the boy she met that weekend.

by kels83 January 2, 2012

Horn

A word to describe a black person, mostly used by white people so it wouldn't seem offensive

there is a horn in the hotube over there.

by J Bone33 October 3, 2010

horned

The state of having giant, usually bone, thingamajigers coming out of your head. Not to be confused with horny.

Did you see the horned goat? It had horns!

by Kenthar February 24, 2004

Horned

Big Tits with real pointy nipples, and the person is really horny all the time

Pamela Anderson is horned

by White Cracker July 24, 2007

on the horn

A command issued toward a potential administrator/administratrix of fellatio.

On the horn, bitch!

by Jeff O. January 18, 2003

Horn

A prostitute that is a goat.

Hey i hear theres some sexy goats in Morocco
Yeah but they're all fucking horns

by Cowth=awesome March 28, 2019

hornness

An overly extreme sex driven individual horny, sex driven

Your such a hornness my dogness.

by Kurmus (ette) January 29, 2018