holiday catholics 

catholics that only go to church on holidays like christmas and easter. they take all the good seats and over crowd the parking lot.

the smiths are such holiday catholics; they only go to church on christmas and easter.

holiday catholics by jesus's homedog June 29, 2008

Holiday Virgin 

One who has never experienced popular signs of affection during holidays. He/she has probably never had a kiss under the mistletoe, a new years kiss, a valentine kiss, or maybe even a valentine. In some cases, this also applies to birthday sex.

Guy 1~ "Oh, dude... another new years party, and I'm still a holiday virgin."
Guy 2~ "Hah, loser. I just lost my holiday virginity to that Baberaham Lincoln over there."

Holiday Virgin by kellathegreat28.tumblr.com January 1, 2011

holiday tree 

A phrase used by folks who feel vaguely guilty about celebrating Christmas, and decide to pretend that what they are doing is celebrating some "universal" holiday that uses "universal holiday" trees.

Gee guys, I really want a Christmas tree, but I don't want to feel like I'm excluding anyone...why don't I call it a Holiday Tree and pretend that every other religion is "pretty much like Christianity"?

holiday tree by jff362 April 23, 2007

Holiday Belly 

The medical disease that corresponds with all major holidays. Involving an increase in surface area for a person's belly, this disease is highly contagious and is usually spread at family gatherings. Symptoms include drowsiness, lethargy, loss of self esteem, an increase in food purchases, and sometimes even comatose. Early signs involve tighter waistlines and/or constant loosening of belts. There is no known cure for this disease at the time of this writing.

Paul, "Wow is Melissa pregnant?"
Joe, "No, but she's def caught the holiday belly..."

Holiday Belly by Mistersich December 9, 2010

Holiday Taint 

The period of time between Christmas and New Year's Day.

There is never any thing to do during the Holiday Taint except post miscelaneous ramblings on www.acuraworld.com

Holiday Taint by jinny December 19, 2003

Holiday Sex 

the sex you get on a Holiday such as Christmas time for giving your girl/wife a nice gift like jewelry or money or anything else...
They then reward you with sex..calling it Holiday Sex...
Holiday Sex like Brithday Sex, Valentine's Day Sex, Mother's/Father's Day Sex, 4th of July Sex, New Year's Sex, President's Day Sex, Memorial Day Sex, etc........

Man: Here is your gift...

Girl: Oh wow, Diamond Earings...

Man: So when do I get my Holiday Sex?

Girl: Right Now!!!

Holiday Sex by blthrskt May 9, 2009

holiday handshake  

when you have no one and nothing to do at christmas or new years. So instead of seeing family or going out you sit in your room and masturbate. its your way of celebrating jesus' birthday and welcoming a new year.

tom: so what are you doing on chrismas day daz?
dario: nothing, well apart from giving myself a holiday handshake
tom: a what?
dario: dosen't matter

holiday handshake by dario a. l. December 7, 2006