holiday pounds

The extra little bit of weight you put on during a period of being on holiday or vacation.

Man, when I get back to work I'll have to start going to the gym again- I've put on some serious holiday pounds

by yobrova October 12, 2009

invent a holiday

Get high, blaze, smoke marijuana.

"hey, this movie looks like it's gonna be totally lame. Wanna invent a holiday beforehand?"

by Alexrb December 10, 2006

Holiday Cookie

When you slap a bow on a big ass ho and give it to you niggaz for Christmas.

Guy 1:Ey Elliot wat u gettin' ur bro James for Secret Santa?
Guy 2: Aw shit, I'm gettin him a fuckin' holiday cookie he can munch on

by Dark NiTe November 12, 2010

holiday money

Money you get when ur clapped and ur mum and dad can’t afford to give u ur phone for ur birthday

“I’m clapped but I got holiday money” said will

by Clappedman63 June 18, 2018

Holiday 2011

Some weird "timeframe" that the media now uses to indicate when a game will be released. Confusing as shit because Britons don't understand that "Holiday" is an American euphemism for "Christmas"... instead they interpret "Holiday" to mean summertime.

So basically, this term causes meaningless and pointless confusion just because the media and corporations don't want to use the word "Christmas".

Douche CEO of Activision: Some shitty game will be out for Holiday 2011

Consumer dude: WTF does that mean... why are you just making up some weird new time period as if everyone should understand what the fuck it's referring to? Does "holiday" mean summer? Christmas? Fucking February?

by JeChristo July 25, 2011

Holiday Joint

A holiday joint is a joint with 1/16 of an ounce of marijuana in it, notoriously dificult to roll due to the ammount of marijuana it contains. Usually smoked on birthdays or around special holidays

Tom:"hahaha whats wrong with Rich?"
Adam:"it's his birthday... i rolled him a holiday joint"
Rich: *twitches*

by RazgrizX August 3, 2006

The Psycho Holiday

The July encampment at Bohemian Grove where the worlds most elite men meet to worship a giant owl, hold mock human sacrifices, and plan the future of our world.

Henry Kissinger is going to California for The Psycho Holiday again this year.

by Odessious July 22, 2011