pulled a hobbs

drink alcohol until you pass out. get completely blitzed

The last time i pulled a hobbs was at my batchelor party.

by robnrandy October 22, 2007

Pulled a Hobbs

Saying you’re going to be somewhere at a certain time, then bitching out and ghosting everyone when they check to see when you’ll arrive.

He said the meet here at this time, now he won’t pick up the phone.

He just pulled a Hobbs.

by Stretch2212 November 15, 2023

Abigail Hobbs

literally the coolest person ever. she has no ear. please help

abigail hobbs is so cool and sexy

by rathuks November 23, 2021

Hobbes

A stuffed tiger that Calvin is living with.

Hobbes: The problem with people is that they are only human.
Calvin: Well you're lucky you don't have to be one.

by Bobtomato June 28, 2018

Hobbes

Literally a cat, who belongs to Ansem, which will be the first cat to make a billion dollars

#HobbesNotFinished

Eg. wow! I can’t believe how quickly Hobbes is reaching a billion dollars !

by Ansem’s Cat April 05, 2024

Hobbes

Literally a cat, who belongs to Ansem, which will be the first cat to make a billion dollars

#HobbesNotFinished

Eg. wow! I can’t believe how quickly Hobbes is reaching a billion dollars !

by Ansem’s Cat April 05, 2024

Mr. Hobbs

A tier 0 omnipotence, omniscience, etc teacher. Who is wise and has funny humor. He is divine and almighty; you will die. (not actually).

The absolute Mr. Hobbs is here!

by dijowagryewiua March 22, 2023