Het

A person with very small dick and big ass.

yeah its true het have small dick

by anonymous November 23, 2021

i het you

It's the same word like "I hate you" but more dramatical.

a : sorry i cannot give you anything in your birthday..
b: i het you :^(

by ohkaii March 2, 2018

het

comparing something to being as bad as being heterosexual

“that’s so het”

“this class is like so het”

by emo homosexual September 22, 2021

a confused het

jessica

jessica is a confused het

by markleeh June 17, 2018

Het-Washing

The act of historians intentionally reframing historically queer relationships as platonic friendships in order to 'wash' queer identity from history.

"I was shocked to learn that the two English artist bros who lived together for 50 years as confirmed bachelors, who never married, who shared a bed because their bromance was so strong, who kept up daily written correspondence their entire lives turned out to just be roommates! Thanks, Het-Washing for sanitizing my view of history!

See also: "Oh My God They Were Roommates Vine"

by S. Strides November 17, 2022

No het tho

Short for “no hetero though”

Inverse of No homo and tweaked version of No Hetero™ (because it sounds too awkward)

Guy: Hi.

Girl: Hi. Did you get a haircut?
Guy: Yeah.

Girl: It looks good. No het tho.

Gandhi: It’s not straight if you say no het tho.

by Waimey Blimey! December 24, 2019

Het-Blind

also known as Homo-Vision, Heterosexuality Blindness, Every-Character-Is-Gay Syndrome, or HeteroBlind.

where one (usually a teenager doing harmless headcanons) thinks literally every character is gay. it does no harm to literally anyone aside from heteronormative people who get mad at lgbtq+ teens for headcanoning characters.

Tldr; "no character is heterosexual if i get ahold of them"

Rando 1: OMG literally not everyone is gay in media youre fucking delusional.

Someone doing harmless activities: sorry bru im Het-Blind...

by fox fox April 23, 2024