Hess

A handsome Jesse, has the way with the lady’s.

I’d love to be one of Hess’ girls, he’s so fly

by Krizo69 July 7, 2019

Hudson hess

Hudson Doesn't usually get many girls and hudsons are slow at drinking thats it really

Hudson hess really choked on that shotgun eh?

by Fuckinrightbud October 14, 2020

ethan hess

A medium size male

Usually in a big sport
The life of the party with his friends
Quiet in school

He plays hockey he is such an Ethan Hess

by Billy Bob Jeff Bananas November 14, 2017

Carter Hess

Carter, the blackest white boy you'll ever know

bro, how is Carter Hess touching the rim?

by BigWacker2901 May 26, 2022

Hess

A person who takes things to seriously and is unable to form opinions outside of socially excepted norms. A Hess also has a very hard time having fun or being spontaneous and frowns upon those that are fun and spontaneous.

Example 1
Person 1:Can you guys stop dancing and playing music? It’s 2:30 in the afternoon!

Person 2:Wow, you are such a Hess! Do you even know what fun is?
Example 2
Our governor is such a Hess, he is keeping us on lockdown for another two months even though there have been no new cases in weeks!

by Krome_it May 11, 2020