william hess

an amazing person

william hess is so cool <3

by anonymous March 23, 2022

Hudson hess

Hudson Doesn't usually get many girls and hudsons are slow at drinking thats it really

Hudson hess really choked on that shotgun eh?

by Fuckinrightbud October 14, 2020

Tim Hess

The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.

Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him

by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019

Hess

"Hess" is a term for an individual who often shakes his head.

"Oh, look! That person is shaking his head! What a Hess!"

by MozzyFX January 29, 2018

Hess

A person who takes things to seriously and is unable to form opinions outside of socially excepted norms. A Hess also has a very hard time having fun or being spontaneous and frowns upon those that are fun and spontaneous.

Example 1
Person 1:Can you guys stop dancing and playing music? It’s 2:30 in the afternoon!

Person 2:Wow, you are such a Hess! Do you even know what fun is?
Example 2
Our governor is such a Hess, he is keeping us on lockdown for another two months even though there have been no new cases in weeks!

by Krome_it May 11, 2020