Unexpected Hernandez

An overwhelming and unexpected urge to poop.
I was in church when suddenly I had to take an unexpected hernandez.
by Marmalade Humphries March 10, 2020
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Jacob Hernandez

Jacob Moises Hernandez is name for those of very high intellect. While he may seem shy at first he really and I mean really shows his weird side. Some say he’s the funniest, smartest and most Mexican guy ever. While those statements may be true he can also come off as a dickhead. He’s can turn most shitty situations into a happy one but at the same time he can also ruin friendships in an instant because of the simple fact that he really don’t give a shit sometimes.
Guy 1: Wow! Did you hear what Jacob Hernandez did!?
Guy 2: Are you talking about how he got a 1600 on the SAT or how he told Brad to fuck off in front of everyone yesterday?
by yacob_mh May 21, 2020
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Davin Hernandez

He is super hot, smart, talented, and sometimes quiet. He is a dream boyfriend to have, he is very sweet and likes to talk to you, he will never ever leave your side.
Davin Hernandez is a very sweet and talented guy.
by JordanLuvv12 September 27, 2018
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Kimberly Hernandez

A gorgeous female with an outgoing personality. She's a natural light that people are attracted to, almost like months to a flame. Kimmy H is one of the coolest people you'll ever meet.
Person 1: "Kimberly Hernandez is so hot."
Person 2: "She's Mid."
by Kimberlyfanboy01 February 14, 2023
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Dirty Hernandez

The act, between two people, in which on person removes the others shoes with his/her mouth, eats his/her socks, defecates on his/her feet, then laps it up. Typically a sexual act.
"Oh god I feel so much better after that Dirty Hernandez last night, my feet have never felt that clean before.
by Holeman Copkins May 20, 2010
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