Heap big

Mildly racist way to say "really big". Supposedly what Native Americans used to say.

That is heap big buffalo.
Dude, that chick has a heap big bootay!

by Bobby Tables June 4, 2010

Heap-Hands

when you're inhebriated and hold your hands in front of you, so it looks their resting on a heap of something.

'look at that twat with the heap-hands!'

by PicklesLSE February 13, 2009

hermaphodite

he/she, shim, etc.
one of both guy and girl stanza

Jacob Luzadder

by chance markoff June 16, 2004

Hermaphrodite

1. A person, who has both male and female genitals.

2. What people call me when I try to be friends with them.
3: What best describes my awkward behavior and sexuality around others.
4: can be straight, gay, or bisexual. (in my case, all three).

When i try to force other people to be friends with me, they always say "go away Collin". After stalking them for days (in some cases years) they will start to call me a hermaphrodite. I hit on guys mostly, but i try to date girls to hide my sexuality. I want to get penetrated by a big strong man!

by Colin Lai December 15, 2013

heaps good

Excellent, above average, better than a little bit good.

"That new Muph & Platonic album is heaps good".

by Kylie J August 22, 2005

Hermaphobic

From the dickslomanis starfish roots, the fear of having your dick get so hard it turns into stone and falls off.

Bro what if my dick gets so hard it falls off?

Bro you're totally hermaphobic.

by Shaaark January 9, 2017

Slag heap

A fat, nasty, usually toothless and repulsive tub of shit that drinks every day and thinks she is gods gift to dick for some reason.

Holy fuck! Karen is such a slag heap from hell. She's always offering to swallow my balls that blimp.

by ganjanamo January 7, 2018