harold and kumar

v. - To be baked off your rocker and do anything you can to get the munchies you need.

Dave and I totally harold and kumar'd our way to Dairy Queen, Circle K, and Walgreens just for our munchies. On the way home we were so on downer.

by joey j September 21, 2005

Harold Camping

President of Family Radio, and host of his show "Open Forum." He is notorious for his frequent predictions of the rapture, that so far have not been fulfilled. His most recent prediction was in 2011, where he promised that 200 million believers would be taken to heaven, while the rest of the world's population would be left on earth to witness the end of the world. He had predicted that earthquakes would begin at 6 PM on Christmas island and would continue until the end of the world on October 21, 2011, where the world would be completely destroyed by a ball of fire. When the rapture failed to occur on the said day, he "moved" the date of the rapture to October 21, saying that the previous date had been a "spiritual" rapture, and that the real rapture would occur on October 21, 2011, complete with the simotaneous destruction of the world. Unfortunatly, his previous failed prediction will likely ruin his credibility. He had previously predicted the rapture to occur early in 1994.

Harold Camping doesn't know what he's talking about, and neither do the entire 5 people who make up his following.

by dantherocker1 November 15, 2011

Hasslehogg

A hassel-hogg is a man that plays football (specifically a linemen). He goes crazy on the field and talks trash to other opponents. Hassle-hoggs love to eat their other opponents also. The hassle hogg of the year is Joseph Norcia.

The Hasslehogg loves football.

by Christ0e November 28, 2018

The Haslam Shake

When you go to a house party and drink so much that you shit everywhere in your friend's bathroom. #TheHaslamShake

"If you go into my bathroom, please do not do the Haslam Shake."

by DamianaSola February 11, 2014

High hassle

A very annoying problem

Joey: "They're out of Big Macs at McDonalds!"
Britney: "Nuggets too
Isaiah: "That's such a high hassle bruh"

by Snapplecap68 June 30, 2015

haslo

Shortened term for the village Haslington. Normally used by the chav variety, and the 'Cider Squad'.

buzzin' of haslo dikkkkk. standard.

by repugh18 June 16, 2008

Harold Camping

An old bastard who, after falsely predicting the rapture and subsequent end of the world twice in 1994 and May 21, 2011, has boldly made another prediction for October 21, 2011. He screwed over many people (although if you're dumb enough to believe it...you kind of deserve it.) He made millions off of this scam from his followers, some donating all of their life savings and retirement to his "non-profit organization."

Harold Camping is, for lack of a better term, a douche bag.

by KaylaKush September 24, 2011