Benny Hanjob

The act of wrapping ones beard around a cock then stroking it until the beard looks like a Bush from a 70’s porno.

He gave Ron a Benny Hanjob and now he looks like he was in a pie eating contest.

by Harris88 March 31, 2020

hapos

a high ass piece of shit; one who smokes a lot

wow man, you have been smoking a lot lately, you damn hapos

by Peder Peter April 8, 2008

Harjot

A person who initiates a gangfart

Nathan was being such a harjot when he got his friends together to gangfart Kennedy

by The Girls in the corner February 7, 2014

Happone

Abbreviation of Half-Phone, someone who keeps one earphone in their ear all the time even while talking to others.

Take that damn earphone out you antisocial Happone!

by NPJ November 7, 2007

Hanjo-banjo

The act of reaching around a standing nude man and sexually pleasing him.

One hand goes over the shoulder to vigorously jerk him off, while the other hand comes under his arm to rub his balls.

I just got out of the shower and my wife was behind me and started giving me a hanjo-banjo

by Sexual Thesaurus April 13, 2017

harjodh

To be a money motivated guy who’ll do anything for money. A true hustler, sell a Biggie Smallz album to 2Pac. Rob connects and hide for years.

“You’re selling Lucozade bottles??? That’s such a harjodh thing to do”

“Ah bro we are gonna rob this guys coke, it’s something Harjodh would’ve done”

by SamBR19 March 1, 2020

hamjoobley

The word "Hamjoobley" was originally a Native American term for Ugly - their God of Ugliness. They used to use it as an insult toward enemies. Nowadays it is used when describing faeces -

eg. "I have to go drop a Hamjoobley"
or "You are one retarded Hamjoobley"

by Robin January 5, 2005