When the scene of a shart is left unattended over an extended period of time the sharticles, or particles of shart begin to harden due atmospheric exposure.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
This results in the shart forming a thin crusty lining in the jocks which although uncomfortable, is sometimes preferable to admitting to having performed the initial shart in the first place.
"I knew I should have changed after that shart. Now I've got hardening of the sharteries."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
"Madeline is walking a bit gingerly today, maybe she's got hardening of the sharteries..."
by turdmeister July 13, 2009
Get the Hardening of the sharteries mug.by alonzo fratson October 11, 2011
Get the hampeling mug.Related Words
Happenis (pronounced Happiness) is the erection of a penis. Men are typically not held accountable for their actions as this condition usually leads them into relationships that otherwise they would avoid.
by Sex and the Sunday Morning Woody July 9, 2006
Get the Happenis mug.Hope+ opening as in when you open the refrigerator and hope there is something good at a quick glance.
I was hopening for some free food in my work fridge.
Or coming home drunk I was hopening for some fridge snacks
Or coming home drunk I was hopening for some fridge snacks
by LinZ-eee February 18, 2015
Get the hopening mug.The greatest day in the history of the internet, which took place from August 31st-September 1st, 2014. Dozens of nude photos from the hottest celebrities such as Kate Upton and Jennifer Lawrence were leaked into the internet underground and made their way onto social media shortly after. It was also discovered that Kate's boyfriend Justin Verlander may have been cheating on her with other women, judging by the numerous pictures and videos of women leaked from his phone.
by The composer September 1, 2014
Get the The Fappening mug.31st of August 2014 saw the release of nude pictures of celebrities including Jennifer Lawrence and Kate Upton by a based god through hacking these celeberties' iCloud accounts.
The pictures have spread through social media platforms such as reddit and 4chan
/r/Thefappening and the /b/ have been the engines in which has propelled this event into history.
The pictures have spread through social media platforms such as reddit and 4chan
/r/Thefappening and the /b/ have been the engines in which has propelled this event into history.
by FAPPER September 1, 2014
Get the The Fappening mug.When someone or something is so attractive that you would add them or it to your spank bank and or start “fapping” on the spot.
by IW69 February 25, 2020
Get the Fappening mug.