handjob whore

A whore that, instead of sleeping around, likes to give a handjob to every guy she lays her eyes upon.

Stephanie is such a handjob whore. She gave a handjob to 10 guys at that party last night.

by Verbal Artist May 18, 2009

Verbal Handjob

To give a person so much verbal praise that they feel as though they will orgasm.

Thanks for the verbal handjob boss, but I would rather have a raise.

by Ribbles November 4, 2008

handjob machine

also known as the shake weight, the handjob machine is a tool used to practice handjobs.

my wife is a little out of practice, i think i might buy her a handjob machine.

by skin ticket March 7, 2011

political handjob

A reference to some of the more negative aspects of quid pro quo politics.

As part of the whole Ukrainian deal, we may get a stray political handjob here and there - but I intend to get my goddamn Biden investigation out of this ugly mess!

by Dr Bunnygirl November 19, 2019

Kansas Handjob

When the driver of a vehicle gives the passenger a handjob during a long road trip.

Guy: She jerked me off while she drove during our road trip and I busted a huge nut all over her hand!
Guy 2: Dude Kansas handjobs are the best!

by Dookieshoes August 23, 2016

Polish handjob

The act of receiving a handjob from someone who is quite inexperienced and moves the penis on multiple axes.

Last night was terrible, Paulina gave me a polish handjob.

by Mangystache November 2, 2015

Indifferent Handjob

(adv + v) Manual stimulation performed by a person who is either bored or indifferent to the receiver's pleasure and presence. May be a result of "multi-tasking", done to satte someone's repeated requests (pleading) for some form of sexual gratification and release.

A prime example would be what what husbands get after many years of marriage.

"My beeyatch was on the rag and watching The Hills and all I could get was an indifferent handjob."

by Goen Son March 17, 2010