Siamese Handbag

The act of having sex with two elderly women whose skin have the texture of a handbag.

Doug: Man I wrecked those two chicks last night!

Alan: That's called a siamese handbag buddy.

Doug:....sweet

by Goat Lad June 26, 2010

Fart in a handbag

A term meaning damn it.
(By Dominique Hyder)

bonquiqui: "did you finish your homework. "
watermelondrea: "fart in a handbag."

by Hassan Lee June 7, 2016

Tits in a Handbag!

An utterance used upon an unfortunate happening, like death, in an online computer game

(After being killed by a shotgun)
"Tits damn it!" -- "TITS IN A HANDBAG!"

by Johnny Hats November 15, 2009

dormont handbag

when a man is sitting on a sofa & his shorts ride up so far that his package looks like a purse

Mark, pull your shorts down, we can all see your dormont handbag.

by Linda Flair August 14, 2010

handbag husband

Someone who is overpowered by his wife.

Josh was too good for her. He became a handbag husband.

by ashkachui1 January 31, 2018

handbag pork

Getting porked whilst still inhabiting your underwear

I was handbag porked behind the bins like a right Gucci.

by Arabella pearl August 30, 2022

badger handbag

Slang term for a Scotsman's Sporran.

a can ai keep me phoone in yer badger handbag?

by Cu Jimmy January 11, 2014