Hamasing

Fucking around and then claiming victimhood when you find out.

That skinny dude who fucked with that ufc guy is Hamasing instead of taking it like a man.

by Shortymaxwell December 26, 2023

Hamasing

- type of rape where animal/man, that has only had sex with donkey or sister in the past shivs innocent women in the back if she flinches. After the event the world will gazalight you and tell you the perpetrator is the victim.

On October 7th some animals got loose and went Hamasing at a concert.

by StanSteinem January 11, 2024

Haymaking

In the home, it involves wearing an unwashed rugby jersey to burn food into a frying pan while listening to heartbreak songs. Filling the house with repugnant body odour and flakes after avoiding body wash. Then letting your bowls explode into the toilet after breaking the seat.

Outside the home, it involves constant snap chatting, hoarding information, gloating, sharting.

If any friends shows these characteristics, they are making hay.

Shes been haymaking all day

by Big daddy Rod 999 December 17, 2019

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where two females, in the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, decide the conversation’s not working and what they really want is to straight down to business: aggressively rubbing their vulvas - ‘hams’ - together on the sofa.

Mark: hey Steph, boring weekend huh? You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Stephanie: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

Hamming around

A dyke’s version of ‘hanging around’, where to lesbians, within the first 10 minutes of meeting each other, aggressively rub their vulvas (‘hams’) together on the sofa.

Dave: hey steph, boring weekend huh?

You get up to anything? *awkwardly smiles*
Steph: you know, the yoozh, just hamming around with Daisy.

by wake_and_whack 8=> November 13, 2020

Hammering

The act of a male having intercourse with another human to meet the following qualifications:

1. Thrust from male into partner must equal or exceed 200 BPM on a metronome.
2. The partner must respond with a fairly loud "ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh ahuh" continuously during hammering or else general declarations of orgasm and/or declarations of positivity.

See also jackhammering

I was hammering her so hard we heard banging from the neighbors next door.

by Nanot Coys May 18, 2022

hammering tommy fury

Shut the f**k up Burtnick. He’s hammering

“I’m hammering tommy fury”

by Chach12369 February 26, 2023