Hairy Carpet

someone (normaly a woman) who has a lot of pubic hair.

"man, that bitch's hairy carpet was crazy!"

by Smexalicious October 21, 2009

Hairy Bitch

A slutty ass bitch that your boyfriend dated.
Sometimes, if not always, Cubano.
Sheds like a fucking hound.
Smells and looks like one too.

Hairy bitch: "I remember that night........"
Boy 1: "Me too!"
Hairy Bitch: " Remember that one time......"
Boy 2: " How could I forget!"
Hairy Bitch: " I still love him........."
You: "Thats why you sleep with everything that wiggles....."

by 13131313131313 November 9, 2010

Hairy Manilow

Euphemism for a vagina

Hey Lola, you have a tremendous Hairy Manilow

by Hermiasarmpit July 28, 2018

hairy monkeyvitis

a female condition in which her pubic hair grows back thicker almost instantly after removal.

Did you see her bikini line? She must suffer from hairy monkeyvitis.
Dang bruh! My girl just got waxed and her vagina is already on teen wolf. She's got hairy monkeyvitis.

by CoCo Butta 83 June 22, 2011

Hairy Lassie

The act of eating a girl out and coming up with her pubic hair in your mouth.

That chick was a good fuck, but I got a Hairy Lassie when we did a sixty-nine.

by walter_sobchak December 25, 2009

hairy grumbler

A particularly large, hard or malformed turd that is preceded by abdominal grumbling. Often the stool contains undigested solids such as corn, peanuts or hair.

I wouldn't go in there if I were you, I just dumped a hairy grumbler in the can.

by Bartex L.I. September 3, 2013

Hairy Aftertaste

The pubes that stick onto your tongue after giving head.

I had a hairy aftertaste after going down on my girlfriend.

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017