Yargen Hargen Spoofen

Random phrase invented to let people know you're getting off of the couch or other similar sitting object.

Guy Getting Off Couch: YARGEN HARGEN SPOOFEN!

Other Guy: Huh?

by XXVRXX October 15, 2010

Hagen

If you find a Hagen RUN! because if you don't you'll find yourself thinking about him 24/7 to the point where people are asking you, "Why are you smiling? your Grandma just died." he also has a massive cock.

Hot anime girl: oh my GOD did you see Hagen's bulge?? I can't stop thinking about it.
guy named Hagen: uh...I'm Hagen.....

by miss.doodlerdecker September 4, 2021

Hagen Das

Our leader next to the Sung Bung.He has slayed many a facist I.H.M. slave driver during his time in the rebellion. Hopefully he will lead us off the island of Aloysius soon so we can escape The Dimick.

Come comrades! Hagen Das is leading us to the promised land!

by mike May 15, 2004

Haagendaz

Originated in Springfield, Virginia. A way to say hello, or can also be said when extremely happy. You can also use this term when you feel the need to be completely random, or when you want to tell someone to chill out.

Example One:
A: "What's good, sahn?"
B: "Haaagendazzzzz!"

Example Two:
A: "You made the shot!"
B: "Haaagendazzzzz!"

Example Three:
A: "Hello class, today we will be learning abou-"
B: "Haaagendazzzz!!!"

Example Four:
A: "Man, I'm so blown! :"
B: "Haagendaz yo. Haagendaz."

by TheHaagendazMan November 4, 2009

haegen

an autistic 7th grader who thinks hes good at baseball who is trash and he thinks hes a god at fortnite but really a big bot with the smallest dick in the world who jerks off too James Charles

hes such a haegen

by someone who thinks haegens gay April 30, 2019

dazs your haagen

a code word for masturbation. one of many slangs for the word.

-did you dazs your haagen last night?

-yup i beat the meat

-you choked the chicken?

-i sure spanked that monkey

..etc, etc, etc

by Myspace Joe September 7, 2008

Hagen

“Hagen” is derived from the word “Hag.” A “Hagen” is a member of substantial subset of the female population. They are middle aged, almost morbidly overweight, with short hair, dyed black or very dark brown. Members are strikingly similar in appearance. It’s only upon close examination that they can be differentiated. Hagens are often caregivers, such as nurses or teachers. A typical Hagen would be 5’4”, 240 lbs, and 54 years old.

Almost universally, they claim to “like themselves” in spite of obvious indications of low self-esteem.

"Wow, there were like five Hagens lined up at the counter wating for free ice cream."

by Dave-the-198 May 3, 2008