Holy Dick Fuck

When some thing is so mind blowing that you cant say anything else but Holy Dick Fuck.

Person #1 Bro, dude I was with a girl with a HUGE ASS last night!

Person #2 Holy Dick Fuck

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Holy moly fuck

Whenever you see a hot man on Pinterest or mommy,

*scrolling on Pinterest and sees a picture of David tennant*

“Holy moly fuck, he’s hot.

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HOLY MOTHER FUCK IT'S THE ICE CREAM TRUCK
GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH GIVE ME ICE CREAM BITCH

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A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

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Expression of astonishment popularized by Bubbles from the Trailer Park Boys.

Bubbles upon returning from jail, "Holy sweet flying fuck! My shed is full of empty liquor bottles."

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A Catchpharse that parodies the catchphrases Robin uses to inform Batman that there is trouble!

Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!

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A response to someone who is/was doing an action that is morally wrong, such as murder.

Holy shit, Jesus fucking Christ! What the fuck!?! You just killed the man!

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