Grunky

Grunky is when something is stinky and stupid and dumb and smelly

person 1: wow those sewers are so grunky

by sasukeisverycool March 2, 2022

Grumpy Stumpy

When you wake up with morning wood and can’t get rid of the boner, so you get angry. The anger leads to being increasingly focused on erection, making it stick around for longer and creating a vicious paradox.

Goddamn it, I got a grumpy stumpy. I’m gonna be late to class

by Fratty’s Pub March 12, 2022

secret grumpy

When you go to a more anonymous or out of the way bathroom rather than the one you usually frequent solely to take a dump (grumpy) with more impunity due to intensity, privacy or psychological reasons.

"Hey, I was down on the 15th floor and I caught Jeff coming out of the bathroom, he must have had some bad food for lunch or childhood issues for him to take a secret grumpy."

by Senor Grumpy August 31, 2011

Grumpy Snail

The snail that comes out of the Holo-Recorder in the TV show Futurama. When the Holo-Recorder is played badly, the grumpy snail often becomes "too grumpy". Can also describe someone who is grumpy.

Fry played his song so badly, the Grumpy Snail mutated into a horrifying image.

by Zide July 6, 2009

grunny

Grunny (NOUN) - A fictional animal on GaiaOnline.com. Name is a combination of "Green" and "bunny" which describes the grunny's appearence. Grunnies carry a poison that, when injected into humans through a bite, can make them into Grunny Zombies (Grombies)

Member1: OMFG there's a grunny on your head O_O

by Nanaki001 November 10, 2006

Bust A Grumpy

Passing a large usually unwilling stool that is rocky hard and very large.

Joban: I gots to go bust a grumpy before i shit my pants.

Jovan: Make sure you dont miss the bowl again.

by A little hack magic July 8, 2010

The Grunnys

A case of diarrhea. The shits. The runs. Originated in Aroostook County in Maine.

Man, the food from that Chineese Restaurant down the street is terrible! I had the grunnys all night.

by defenestrator March 22, 2005