grom

A surfer dude who likes to party.

James: Yo did you see Derek last night he was totally crushing beers and surfing.
Stella: Yeah he asked me for a hug with a white claw in his hand.
James: What a grom! 😂

by LJ COUNCIL October 3, 2021

grom

slang for a kid surfer

“Bro check out those groms! They’re better than some of the locals.”

by dr.peepee1234 January 16, 2022

Grom

Grom is a dashing, middle-aged terrier blend breed of a dog. That is more honest and majestic than most humanoids on Earth or other planets. With a blonde coat and brown eyes, the 2-foot tall beauty walks the Earth with only one intent in mind, to adventure and see the world and all it has to offer. The superior dog, in all its glory, has no intent in being the highest leading animal on Earth but is so nonchalantly. The humble animal is more a human than many of us maybe.

Wow, Grom is staring into my soul and I think I like it.

by mindragon January 1, 2021

Grom

When you put your hand into a fist and smash it on your penis. It's said to cause a "orgasmic-like" sensation.

Sorry I might be a little late to the meeting, I just grommed and now I'm cleaning up.

by 1mosh April 13, 2024