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Grinnell Goggles

The state at which males at Grinnell College in Iowa are at after immersion within the school system. This corresponds to the level of female attractiveness in the eyes of said males. After just moments of attendance, the females rating on a scale of 0-10 immediately gains 3 points more. After four years, every female outside of the school appears superficial and too much to handle, thus leading to the high levels of post graduate marriage of 2 Grinnell students.
June: "That Stacy girl is U.G.L.Y"
August: "Alright so maybe Stacy isn't that bad at all."
March: "Many Stacy is the prettiest girl I have met. What I would give to get with her!"
Post-Graduation: "Stacy, honey did you feed the kids?"
-Perfect example of Grinnell Goggles
by Call me Mr. Big March 18, 2009
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Grinnar

Grinnar is the winnar. King of all. And his logic is infallible. Do not try to fight a wild Grinnar, for you will fail terribly and look like an idiot doing so.
A WILD GRINNAR APPEARS!
What do you do?
Fight! >Flee!
You attempt to flee.
...
YOU DIED!
by Rawrws March 5, 2008
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hymen grinder

A male who takes considerable pleasure in robbing females of their virginity
"I just put another notch in my V-belt. You can call me the hymen grinder"
by mike shay April 22, 2008
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Grinder

What people from Connecticut call a Subway sandwich; a hero; a wedge; a hogie.
Let's go to Subways to get some Grinders!
by BreadbasketGangsta January 6, 2011
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Guatemalan Grinder Grab

when a male victim of homosexual rape reaches back between his legs and grabs the testicles of the raper and squeezes them as hard as he can. this technique is often a last ditch effort to halt the rape in progress.
this technique is called the "guatemalan" grinder grab due to the fact that first recorded occurrence of this technique was in Guatemala.
man 1: "why you walkin all funny ralph?"

ralph: "that dirty mexican i was raping last night gave me a guatemalan grinder grab... i think he popped my right ball!"

man 1: "harsh dude! that's why i always chloroform them first!"
by feldpar February 16, 2009
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Milwaukee Grinder

A hand job given (or received) while wearing a work glove, leather or otherwise.
Today at work, I went behind the roach coach and got a MILWAUKEE GRINDER!
by Little T mart July 30, 2009
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Yucatan Meat Grinder

Prior to conducting felatio, the female partner chews up a taco whilst inserting her man's penis in her mouth.
"yo my nigga I'm not really sure if I was into the Yucatan Meat Grinder or not but an experience is an experience..i guess"
by bopboppinbitch August 23, 2011
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