Griff Dick

A man who is well-endowed and knows how to use it.

Man, that guy has got the griff dick. He's been fucking over girls everywhere.

by anon1111169 December 13, 2012

P. Griff

A person who instantly becomes rushed when alerted about a situation that will dent his/her paper stacks.

Why is he in P. Griff mode?".... "Dude, he thought the late fees on movie rentals was only a dollar, but I just told him it is actually $3.80 PER night!!

by JWishesIII January 18, 2011

Griff

A guy who’s cock won’t stop getting in his way.

Ahhh shit, I’m such a griff today!

by Grifffffffff July 9, 2019

Griff Miles

a stinky goblin who loves to watch gay porn

you're such a Griff miles

by }{}{}{}{}{}{}{}{ May 8, 2024

Griff

A 6’4 male who always makes fun of people shorter than him due to the fact they are simply inferior and are not worth his attention.

Good day

God, griff is griff

by GXWL March 23, 2021

Griff

One hell of a crime

Griff is one hell of a crime

by I am someone December 3, 2017

griff

a popular person who is socially competent and great fun to have around

We had a great time, Josh is such a Griff

by uniquecornrainbows August 22, 2018