To go crazy and stab the shit out of people. Like "going postal" with a knife. Also, Greyhound's advertising slogan.
by khreng September 30, 2008

A 5 year long Minecraft roleplay consisting of a bunch of idiots with Xboxes. It will have a session eventually. There is no when, just eventually.
by OneX_One1 September 14, 2019

A type of “therapy” provided where a person in an official capacity places someone in dire straits on a bus to a distant city instead of offering them the help they need.
They elected to offer him the top of the line treatment given to folks like him; he was released from jail and getting Greyhound Bus Therapy well before sunrise.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

*Taken From The News Yesterday*
When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head
When Someone is Either Annoying or Snoring Too Loud The Man Proceeds To Take Out A Huge Knife And Stab The Person Next To Them
and When Everyone gets Scared And Runs Off The Bus The Guy Starts To Behead The Stabbed Victim and Holds up only The Head
Holy Crap This Actually Happened Yesterday Its True Just Check Google Or Wikipedia I Just Saw The News About The Greyhound Bus Beheader !
by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

Falling asleep public transit and waking up cuddling with a homeless guy whos actually kind of a sweetheart.
by Forlornbooby April 28, 2020

A word used to describe a transportation system typically used by people who need a quick and easy mean of transportation. It also refers to someone who flirts with many people at the same time. A big flirt, a person who keeps the girls and gals happy without them being aware that they are all being played. Someone who is not settling for just one piece of the pie, but wants the whole thing.
by ladbf October 11, 2014

Jacob: Hey man, how did the date with Jennie go?
Tyler: It went great dude, she even let me give her the Greyhound.
Tyler: It went great dude, she even let me give her the Greyhound.
by Bodyguy420 March 5, 2025
