by dudesocool May 4, 2020

by chimken_nunget August 23, 2019

Carpe Grammer is a prase popularized by English teachers, who will often give a pep talk at the start of the year in an effort to rouse the class, 90% who could care less, into being excited about grammer.
Often used at the end of said speach.
Often used at the end of said speach.
Teacher-"....Therefore class, I want each and every one of you to make an effort to better your grammer, and language skills every day, Carpe Grammer!"
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
Class-*blank, zombie like, stares*
by Uriah heep January 9, 2009

A typo-way of saying "grammar". Or just the fucking retarded way of saying "grammar". This is something you will see on the internet, used by people who correct other people's grammar. What people don't know is... oh yeah... YOU DON'T NEED GRAMMAR TO BE ON THE INTERNET, DUMBASSES!
"squirrels are fucking stupid, why do you even like them"
"Ur so mean! Do not treat grammer like that."
"Ur so mean! Do not treat grammer like that."
by PI55 September 3, 2018

Guy in chat: “stop being such a grammer police.”
Grammar Police: “HA YOU JUST SPELLED GRAMMAR WRONG!!!”
Grammar Police: “HA YOU JUST SPELLED GRAMMAR WRONG!!!”
by HawaiianHotShot October 8, 2019

A person who posts memes on Instagram with a caption cryptically relating the meme to another person.
Elle is such a cryptic grammer, I think her Instagram post is referring to me as that dude who's a 10 but always uses Snapchat instead of text. Although it could be any one of her hot lovers.
by Daddyisa10 July 21, 2022
