gomping

Someone who walks awkwardly, almost as if they were wearing an invisible deep sea diving suit. Similar to the 'lollop' that an elephant adopts when walking. A 'gomper' is also normally half a sleep while all those around them are awake.

James was gomping to work again.

by Skewy August 29, 2003

gomper

Alternative spelling: gompa

Obscure insult of dubious origin, recently given a crass crowbar back into public use in a tragically ill-scripted advert for Bisto Gravy.

Conceivably made up by a PR exec with too much time on his hands, hoping to get some kudos for starting a new trend.

You know that tedious 'friend' you have who thought it would be cool to try and coin a new word by overusing it constantly, despite it having utterly no meaning and sounding ridiculous? He's a gompa!

by wooty December 24, 2004

gompers

The name of a very cute dog on either extreme end of the size scale, either very large or very small.

(Large Dog)
"Gompers! You put that mailman down right now!"

(Small Dog)
"Oh, who's my cutesy wittle Gompy-poo?"

by Bryan Kim, Lord of Doom December 27, 2004

gomper

Worthless, a one trick pony. Taken from Star Wars: A New Hope. When R2D2 and C3P0 are onboard the Jawa's sand crawler, there is a power droid shaped like a mini-fridge with feet. It just hops back and forth on it's feet saying "GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP GOMP".

That guy is such a gomper, I can hear him gomping from across town.

by Fourth Doctor May 15, 2005

Gompers

A species of tropical bengal tiger, indigenous to central Kansas which possess an uncanny taste for the private parts of young boys.

"Damn boy! Didjoo hear about that Gompers who attacked at Love Box the other day and chomped off that little boy's sponkey?!"

by Ashton, March 10, 2008

Gomper

sought after by trogs

woweeeeeee ive got my claws into a right gomper

by zac dingle January 7, 2004

Gomper

See Gomping

Your Gran is a right old Gomper

by Skewy December 11, 2003