Justin Goldberg

A loving kind hearted kid, that loves every single person no matter who they are. He only wears black and grey hoodies with Nike athletic shorts. He has lots of weird friends.
I see a kid that’s wearing a black hoodie and athletic shorts, who is it… ITS JUSTIN GOLDBERG
by Derek Harel September 25, 2023
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Rude Goldberg machine

A Rube Goldberg machine that does something rude to someone in the end.
Some dude: I really think what you made is cool. My favorite part was the dominoes. Can I make one t..... (gets kicked by a boot).
Another dude: Sorry about that, that's my Rude Goldberg machine.
by Tony Tobasco October 13, 2023
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i am joe goldberg

auto response the average 13 year old boy comments on a joe goldberg edit to make them seem cool. its more unique then the typical “im batman/spiderman”
“i am joe goldberg”

no sebastian get out of your room your family is worried about you.
by jealoussgirlzs March 17, 2024
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Joe Goldberg

Joe Goldberg is a fictional character from the show "you" which is based off of a book series written by the author Caroline kepnes

The show currently has four seasons

Joe Goldberg is a stalker a creepy one at that, when we first meet him in the show he proves this immediately and is clearly creepy, some might say the mayor of creep ville. An obsessed hypocrite at heart, delusional too.
Oh did you hear about the show "you"? Joe Goldberg is the literal worst to ever exist!
by HantaSerotonin June 10, 2024
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Goldberg

The act of using your own body as a mobile weapon and impaling another mortal with it causing catastrophic damage to him and anyone who knows him.
by Yatoplayz December 06, 2020
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snappy goldberg

When you open you urethra and pore salt in then wacky of till the salt comes out
I lost a challenge so I was forced into a snappy Goldberg
by bigdick54 April 16, 2015
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