goldberging

Named after the character, Joe Goldberg from the Netflix show ‘You’, goldberging refers to somebody who is acting in a stalkerish/extremely obsessive manner about someone.

Dan: “Dude, were you just stalking your ex on insta?”

Matt: “Nah, nah, just having a quick check y’know.”

Dan: “ Damn, you’re really goldberging out right now.”

by thunkedit January 30, 2024

blake goldberg

A term used to refer to a person with an abnormally large head.

Wow, that kid in the corner really has a blake goldberg!

by mm223 November 9, 2017

snappy goldberg

When you open you urethra and pore salt in then wacky of till the salt comes out

I lost a challenge so I was forced into a snappy Goldberg

by bigdick54 April 16, 2015

Goldberg

The act of using your own body as a mobile weapon and impaling another mortal with it causing catastrophic damage to him and anyone who knows him.

I just fucking goldberg'd the shit out of those guys

by Yatoplayz December 6, 2020

Goldberg's Son

When you ass get beat so badly.

When Bobbly Lashely beat you so badly you became like goldberg's son

by GamerDeezNutz November 12, 2021

Max Goldberg's Legs

The sexiest thing to ever exist, Max Goldberg's tree trunk legs are truly a blessing from god himself.

Have you seen Max Goldberg's legs? They look extra beefy today.

by theynotlikeus April 1, 2025