You Gouda Be Kidding Me

Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a special gouda cheeseburger

Uh, Bob, what's the Burger of the Day? I'm looking at an empty chalkboard here.
Bob: Well, it's something with gouda cheese. I'm still trying to come up with a name for it.
Tina: Woulda Coulda Gouda Burger. You Gouda Be Kidding Me. As Gouda As it Gets. Gouda Gouda Gumdrops. A Few Gouda Men. Gouda Gouda Two Shoes... comes with shoes. Gouda Day, Sir.
Bob: Uh, Tina, no more espresso for you.

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

Guidance Counselor

A person employed in the field of Education who drinks a shit load of coffee and pisses off the teachers in his/her school by sitting at his/her desk all day surfing the net, drinking coffee and talking on the phone while they have to deal with 30+ unruly brats all day. Often times this person is a former teacher who had zero classroom control and realized that they could get the best of both worlds (summers off, out the door by 3pm and not have to deal with kids) by going to Graduate School and becoming a Guidance Counselor.

After walking by a classroom of 30 unruly 2nd graders, the Guidance Counselor walked into his office, closed the door, poured himself a cup of coffee, called his girlfriend, logged onto the internet, turned the radio on, leaned back in his chair and said, "this is the life!".

by Mort_da_man July 14, 2003

gouda

Gouda is a yellowish Dutch cheese named after the city of Gouda. The cheese is made from cow's milk that is cultured and heated up until the curds separate from the whey. About ten percent of the mixture is curds which are pressed into circular moulds for a couple of hours. The term "Gouda" is now a generic name, and not restricted to products of Dutch origin.

"Yo, this Gouda be tha shit! You gotta try this Gouda, it's mad scrilla!"

by Nigel Wilson August 31, 2008

goudacherin

An insult to use when mad or arguing with friends. Usually means your calling them stinky cheese or something nasty.

you stink like goudacherin. You nasty goudacherin! Wow your as ugly as goudacherin

by by ToastyFriez January 23, 2018

Guidar

A radar someone has for Guidos.

My guidar just went off, do you see those 3 guys that just walked in?

by steveo21FSU August 4, 2008

goudamaroo

A clown orgy consisting of twenty or more clowns, residing in a small car or a child's playhouse.

Check out those clowns having a Goudamaroo!

by thebroheart February 14, 2014