A national holiday in which fraternity men celebrate the birthday of gert, their fraternity brother. Events include beer bongs, boob luging, keg stands, and shotgunning.
by Derogatory term February 8, 2022

'Danish'
An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
An idiot who often uses 'Your Mom' jokes and harsh humor to fit in. A Gert is a kind of homofobic person, but often acts very homosexual himself, this behavior is very unusual, and can sometimes lead to a debate in smaller groups.
Gert is so annoying...
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
"Have you ever tried toothpaste on yout nuts?" - Gert
"One of my cats was sleeping on the tractor engine, it died when i started the tractor, happens quite often" - Gert
by Mudspa November 27, 2017

by Matt Abe November 25, 2009

A person who calls a friend to tell them the result of a game or movie when that person is recording the game or movie for future viewing. named after my mother who has on a number of occasions phoned friends to let them know who won the golf tournament or hockey game
She phoned me to tell me that she solved today's wordle and it was proxy- The slip was a Gert or she Gerted me.
by Lucky Louie53 January 20, 2022

by Mzmarquez December 26, 2020

by taurusforbipolar November 3, 2021

A slang expression originating in Vancouver, Canada but now used though out North America.
1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.
1. Noun - A large hand knit aran blanket.
2. Verb - To prematurely reveal a much anticipated ending.
1. Noun - I was snuggling under my Gert and watching TV
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.
2. Verb - He was so looking forward to watching the game he had taped earlier in the day when she gerted him and told him who had won.
by Zolazoomer February 10, 2022
