Garret

a guy that i always facetime and he makes weird noises in the microphone and sounds like shakira.

Person 1- Hey who is that guy that sounds like shakira?
Person 2- Oh that’s Garrett

by rararory October 18, 2020

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Garret Payne

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by jgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjgjg October 29, 2020

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Garret Gilbert

The quarterback with his first professional start against the undefeated Steelers and is 7-0

Garret Gilbert is torching the cowboys.

by RyanDaking1 November 8, 2020

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Garret

Someone who gets lots of mirror pics for some weird reason. Also has the hottest mom that all the boys wanna bang.

Damn garrets mom is double cheeked up right now. Mmm mmm mmm.

by anonymous June 7, 2022

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A Garret is a unit of Measure. Often considered quite heavy.

Garret is a finishing move. Forget everything you ever knew about the female orgasm. The Garret is the ultimate move for pleasure.
Garret is also a subcategory of butt chugging where the user does a handstand on a single hand while consuming the beverage through their anal orifices.

Guy 1: I deadlifted .5 Garret Today!
Guy 2: Woah! That's a lot. I only deadlift .35 Garret.

Girl 1: I was left cross eyed for 2 days after my boyfriend did the Garret to me last week.

Guy 1: Bro I Garreted for a whole 20 seconds this weekend, I can still barely walk.
Guy 2: Those are rookie numbers! Talk to me when you are passed a minute.

by Curtis Andre August 2, 2022

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