When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.
The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.
by Master_D October 22, 2020

Gareth is ALWAYS 4'9 but will say he's 5'0 no matter what, he also has a SEVERE lack of female companions
by Mint Chocolate buttons August 11, 2022

one of the nicest people you will ever meet. trustworthy and real, someone who makes you feel like you're safe falling asleep when in the same room. you can trust him to hold your drink.
by lil_lass March 16, 2022

by Existiting GOAT February 27, 2023

A domestic terrorist that has caused significant psychological harm to an entire nation.
Also fuck Spain.
Also fuck Spain.
"I heard Gareth Southgate wears a life vest into the bath"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
"Gareth Southgate? Isn't he the mug that missed the penalty"
by SouthgateBinLaden July 14, 2024

by Doodoo123 March 20, 2022
