Massive Gaper

Massive gaper is something the youtube "Nikocado Avocado" has. This is referring to his stretched out asshole.
Damn did you see that picture off Nikocados massive gaper?
by Massive Gaper April 18, 2020
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Florida Gaper

Too much ass sex from a stranger on your Florida vacation.
She came back from vacation with the Florida Gaper
by HulkHulk June 19, 2016
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Grandpa Gapers

When an elderly man spreads your gaping asshole and puts his cracked old tongue inside.
Yesterday I was walking down the street and saw grandpa gapers going on.
by Uncle Rimjob March 24, 2016
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Gaper Delay

When an Anus is prolapsed or left gaping open from a large cock or object insertion, the amount of time it takes to close back up is the Gaper Delay!!
Dude, when I pulled the Nerf Football out of my girlfriends ass, she had a severe Gaper Delay!!
by AD218 July 31, 2008
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gaper taper

Someone who gapes people's buttholes and then tapes them up. It is a skill that requires great quickness and timing.

Ancient Japanese Samurai reflex training is said to be a common exercise in improving as a gaper taper.
Claude: Man I'm just not the gaper taper I was in my youth.
by Mick Onium October 25, 2012
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L.A. Gaper

A skier or snowboarder from the greater Los Angeles area who is visiting Mammoth Mountain, CA, for the weekend. They are generally unable to properly load chairlifts, dress appropriately for the weather, and ski or snowboard at all for that manner. They stick out like a sore thumb with their outerwear from the late '90s and their pathetic shred skills even though they think they are awesome at skiing/snowboarding.
Tim: Dude, look at the moron skiing in jeans. Oh Damn, he just cut someone off in the halfpipe! What is he even doing in there anyhow?

Mike: What a fucking L.A. Gaper. He can't even turn and he is trying to ride Mammoth's Super Duper pipe.

Tim: L.A. Gapers are fucking idiots!
by Stian Hollings March 27, 2007
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Gaper Delay

The amount of time it takes a fisted asshole to close back up!!


I fisted the hell out of me Julie last night!! I caused a 5 minute Gaper Delay!!
by A.D.218 August 14, 2008
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