The potential for fun. A measure (qualitative or quantitative) of the expected fun for a given activity.
the funtential of a keg and kiddie pool is much higher than the funtential of some O'Douls and a spa pass.
by Jeff, Scott, and Chris (via Kyle) January 23, 2006
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compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".
The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".
The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
"Omg, Michael is such a funt."
"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"
"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"
"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"
"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"
"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"
"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"
"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
by Timotheus December 15, 2005
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Lenny: let's kick his fucking ass!
Paul: but not because of his race.
Lenny: shit dude, why would you throw that into the mix? Now it'll feel racist to kick his ass.
Paul: I just want to make sure we're on the same page. This is only because of the texting thing, right?
Lenny: it was at first, but fuck dude, you went and made it all political. I don't even want to kick his ass now.
Paul: well that's quite the conundrum, isn't it?
Lenny: how do you mean?
Paul: just think about it; now we're NOT kicking his ass because he's black. We're essentially back where we started.
Lenny: so what now?
Paul: I don't know Lenny, but we have to do something.
Lenny: hear me out... what say we do kick his ass, but the whole time we're doing it, we stress that it's because he's a douchebag, not because he's black.
Paul: brilliant. But we should probably stop talking to each other now, considering we're in a theatre.
Lenny: that's smart, you're smart.
Lenny: let's kick his fucking ass!
Paul: but not because of his race.
Lenny: shit dude, why would you throw that into the mix? Now it'll feel racist to kick his ass.
Paul: I just want to make sure we're on the same page. This is only because of the texting thing, right?
Lenny: it was at first, but fuck dude, you went and made it all political. I don't even want to kick his ass now.
Paul: well that's quite the conundrum, isn't it?
Lenny: how do you mean?
Paul: just think about it; now we're NOT kicking his ass because he's black. We're essentially back where we started.
Lenny: so what now?
Paul: I don't know Lenny, but we have to do something.
Lenny: hear me out... what say we do kick his ass, but the whole time we're doing it, we stress that it's because he's a douchebag, not because he's black.
Paul: brilliant. But we should probably stop talking to each other now, considering we're in a theatre.
Lenny: that's smart, you're smart.
by Papa No-touch November 21, 2016
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What you tell people what it means may vary but commonly used as That's not nice.
However what your really saying is Fuck You And The Horse You Rode On.
In a professional setting or a place with parents and their children. Instead of embarassing yourself by cussing like an idiot. Simply in a calmly matter say Fuathryo. To them, It may be another language.
What you tell people what it means may vary but commonly used as That's not nice.
However what your really saying is Fuck You And The Horse You Rode On.
In a professional setting or a place with parents and their children. Instead of embarassing yourself by cussing like an idiot. Simply in a calmly matter say Fuathryo. To them, It may be another language.
After being told by my best friend that he cheated with my girlfriend; Realizing my daughter was in the room, I told him fuathryo and left.
by revolution4099 August 15, 2005
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