Fung-Cap

1.A douche bag, asshole, cocky guy. Closely related to the species of Orangutans for small penis size and inexperience in sex, shares 99.8% of DNA.

2.A name to make fun of a dick or cocky guy.

"I can't believe how he treated me yesterday"
"Dude, He's a Fung-Cap, everyone knows that!"

by Chelsea696 January 04, 2008

fung me bung

Licking of ones bunghole or asshole. Rim job. Fung which is short for fungi that might be wet like a tongue. Lick my ass hole.

Mary will you fung me bung.

by Richjbower August 23, 2006

Dung Fung Mung

In Hung language, it means to not panic

Derek Lee is a dick face, lets no dung fung mung now

by Kissmeplease November 25, 2010

Fung Wah Nigger

Anyone who has ever been on the Fung Wah bus

-I go to new york all the time
that must cost a lot
-No I'm a Fung Wah Nigger

by Bumcheex December 26, 2011

who fung poo

Shit hits the FAN ( lay-off at my company )

I had bad day at work! who fung poo? boss mans says lay-off next week!

by itichie_nocanpo July 06, 2006

fung tao pai fancypants

Well, big fucking deal! (sarcastic)

Zach: I finally slept with Dan's mother!

John: Fung tao pai fancypants, bitch. That must have been a real conquest, heh heh...

by Dr. Gonzo March 07, 2004

wee fung chow hu

a dark chi that blocks out good kidney energy, can be cured by acupucture

"You see, wee laddie buck, your kidney energy is being blocked by a dark chi, or what we like to call 'Wee Fung Chow Hu'.

by Ernest Crackspackle June 09, 2005