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functional weeaboo

A Functional Weeaboo is a Weeaboo who is able to blend into society and hold back overwhelming weeaboo tendicies.
Johnny is the only one in the weeaboo group to be a functional weeaboo, he keeps his grades up and has a girlfriend.
by - Molo December 18, 2015
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Functionised

To optimise human function; to better ones-self. To become a better version of ones-self.
The individual lost body fat, became stronger and got functionised.
by madscientist3439 June 24, 2019
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Lewisian Function

A mathematical function where the output is the opposite sign to the input.
A simple Lewisian function produces the negative of its input (-5 => 5, 5 => -5).

A more complex function that returns any real but conforms to the same sign constraints is also a Lewisian function.
by aie93 March 15, 2010
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barefoot functional

When you're so damn over it, so any task that requires you to put on shoes is beyond your scope of capabilities
No, Laura. I don't care if Alan is coming to the party, I'm not going. I'm barefoot functional right now
by sonky1234 March 29, 2023
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Dirac Delta Function

How to get bitches on bitches on bitches - a singularity of bitches
Last night, I showed off how to transform Maxwell's equations to some hoes and I got a Dirac Delta Function of them
by Golfwatcher56 January 30, 2018
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Functional Retard

A person who is obviously weird, strange, and does retard-like things, but is a fully functional human being, or whatever species they are. Usually they are assholes, but they're usually enjoyable and funny.
Example 1)

*Gonzo screams "Dick Waterfall" in the middle of an instructional period*

Jessica: What is wrong with that man

Amber: I don't know, but he must be a pretty functional kind of retard.

Example 2)

*Actual disabled child walks by*

Jessica: He's probably not a very functional retard

Amber: Dude, that's my brother.
by ThatFuckWad December 4, 2014
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Functional nerd

A person that is a nerd but unlike most nerds does not lack the necessary social skills to interact with non-nerdy people in a nature way.
Bob: Wow Ian is such a nerd.

Alina: Yes but at least he isn't awkward to be around. He's a functional nerd.
by AwesomeAlina August 23, 2009
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